I do like a good internet Dave.
I'll make the film for ya
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Nothing on the BBC website as yet...
I think the film will be more successful, if you saw something off, with a pen-knife.
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Yeh...ketchup's where it's at these days and Rawky's yer man
Oh I do hope Dave gets a trip to Disneyland.
Or at the very least an mp3 player and a subscription to Which? or summat.
Or at the very least an mp3 player and a subscription to Which? or summat.
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
I think the film will be more successful, if you saw something off, with a pen-knife.
I'm not trapped like that guy. I can move freely around this cave. There just isnt a way out!
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How the feck did you get in?
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
I'm not trapped like that guy. I can move freely around this cave. There just isnt a way out!
We want an exciting film, though.Could you break a nail, at least?
I slipped. I'm in some kind of chamber type part of the cave, there's an opening where I came in that is connected to the rest of the system and a tiny opening further up that gets a tiny bit of light but no where near big enough for a human to fit through.
Originally Posted by slimfern:
What will you do first after release ?
Change his name surely!He may well still be 'Dave' but he'll no longer be in a cave.
Sounds like a womb.
Well you say that, but it will actually be like being reborn if/when i get out of here. This experience has made me appreciate the life that i had and if i do get out i am going to make the most of every day
Originally Posted by slimfern:
A womb without a view
The film could be called 'Normal Cervix is Resumed'
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Originally Posted by slimfern:
A womb without a view
The film could be called 'Normal Cervix is Resumed'
it would actually make a pretty boring film in all honesty, unless the possible rescue is all very dramatic
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
it would actually make a pretty boring film in all honesty, unless the possible rescue is all very dramatic
Or - you could say that you were abducted by aliens & they beamed you back down into the cave with a phone that never runs out of battery
I have a charger!
No not really. Like I said the other day, I have 4 batteries for it, as you do when you go exploring, and Im only on the 2nd. They last quite a while and i always switch the handset off when i go offline.
No not really. Like I said the other day, I have 4 batteries for it, as you do when you go exploring, and Im only on the 2nd. They last quite a while and i always switch the handset off when i go offline.
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
I have a charger!
No not really. Like I said the other day, I have 4 batteries for it, as you do when you go exploring, and Im only on the 2nd. They last quite a while and i always switch the handset off when i go offline.
Shame you don't have the new AA app - No not really. Like I said the other day, I have 4 batteries for it, as you do when you go exploring, and Im only on the 2nd. They last quite a while and i always switch the handset off when i go offline.
Will that help me? Its a blackberry so i can maybe get it.
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
Will that help me? Its a blackberry so i can maybe get it.
It can pinpoint where you are Are you a member though - cos there is a surcharge if you aren't
I know where I am! I didnt just magically appear in this cave.
I know where i am, the search team know where i am to look, they just havent as of yet found which part of the cave system im in and most importantly how to get down here to access me.
I know where i am, the search team know where i am to look, they just havent as of yet found which part of the cave system im in and most importantly how to get down here to access me.
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
I know where I am! I didnt just magically appear in this cave.
I know where i am, the search team know where i am to look, they just havent as of yet found which part of the cave system im in and most importantly how to get down here to access me.
How about if you sing - loudly ! I know where i am, the search team know where i am to look, they just havent as of yet found which part of the cave system im in and most importantly how to get down here to access me.
If that fails - Am sure by now a sniffer dog would be able to track you down
oh my gof. seriously i can hear thesound of helicppters this is defo it im so excited! Im abot a be rescued !!!
Originally Posted by Dave In A Cave:
oh my gof. seriously i can hear thesound of helicppters this is defo it im so excited! Im abot a be rescued !!!
*turns on news*
Do you think it will be on the news? i hope it is, i'll be famous!!
I'M COMING OUT!
i feel a diana ross moment coming on
Originally Posted by sandra:
i feel a diana ross moment coming on
Come on Dave, one last push and you'll be out.
Originally Posted by sandra:
i feel a diana ross moment coming on
Originally Posted by sandra:
i feel a diana ross moment coming on
Hahahaha! Madam Or a Dale winton
is he out ??
Originally Posted by sandra:
is he out ??
omg ma tv is doing ma nut it in am awyt ti bed Originally Posted by sandra:
Originally Posted by sandra:
is he out ??
omg ma tv is doing ma nut it in am awyt ti bed nite earlybird !
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