Just got tickets for this week's Eviction

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mummymaz

..but can't go

- my bf got them randomly through Applause Store but we live in Warrington and the journey to Borehamwood on friday isnt possible due to work committments etc... am totally fed up and gutted - imagine being there when Kris gets the boot, will be the best one yet probably ... *stamps foot and pouts lips*

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tuppsMember

are you kidding me?

sack off work and get down there with your WANKER placard woman!

7/8/094:37 AM

boinkMember

get there some how with a few rotten eggs and a paint ball gun

7/8/094:39 AM

boinkMember

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Originally posted by boink:
get there some how with a few rotten eggs and a paint ball gun

7/8/094:40 AM

mummymazMember

quote:
Originally posted by tupps:
are you kidding me?

sack off work and get down there with your WANKER placard woman!

i would normally mate but work is really heavy at the minute, the boss has already tutted at me for suggesting such a thing ...

7/8/094:42 AM

tuppsMember

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
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Originally posted by tupps:
are you kidding me?

sack off work and get down there with your WANKER placard woman!

i would normally mate but work is really heavy at the minute, the boss has already tutted at me for suggesting such a thing ...

See.. you should have kept it quite and then taken ill on Thursday afternoon at work and gone home.

7/8/094:43 AM

mummymazMember

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See.. you should have kept it quite and then taken ill on Thursday afternoon at work and gone home.

this would have been my usual tactic but if i don't have any sick days until the end of July i get a £250 bonus - for the florida spends that is!! I couldnt jusify loosing that for Kris!!!!!

7/8/094:47 AM

tuppsMember

This is true.. he's not worth a bean let alone a £250 bonus.

Is there anyone else who can go.. with a WANKER placard natch..

7/8/094:48 AM

mummymazMember

I hope the crowd has a good old boo at him, i am praying for a few " wanker" placards and a few shouts of " you wannnnnka" on his way past with Devina... am hoping she gives him a tough time too and doesnt swoon like she usually does...

7/8/094:52 AM

MargueritaMember

Awe thats a shame I know how you feel I had tickets for the final of BB3 and the final for BB6 and could not go to any of them because I was ill I gave my daughters friend my ticket on both ocassions

7/8/094:53 AM

JennyMember

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
I hope the crowd has a good old boo at him, i am praying for a few " wanker" placards and a few shouts of " you wannnnnka" on his way past with Devina... am hoping she gives him a tough time too and doesnt swoon like she usually does...

I doubt if she will, she'll just be drooling over him in her usual fashion. Mind you, she was a little better than usual in Sree's eviction interview, so maybe there's hope for her yet.

7/8/094:55 AM

tuppsMember

quote:
Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
I hope the crowd has a good old boo at him, i am praying for a few " wanker" placards and a few shouts of " you wannnnnka" on his way past with Devina... am hoping she gives him a tough time too and doesnt swoon like she usually does...

If she doesn't I hope whoever is on the panel roasts his nuts..

7/8/094:58 AM

mummymazMember

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If she doesn't I hope whoever is on the panel roasts his nuts..

Hmmm who would you have?

I reckon Sean Lock would give him a proper going over.. be funny as hell too!

7/8/095:02 AM

SunnieMember

Awwwww Maz

How about if I threw a kitten into the mix? I'm 2 hours from Boreham Wood?

Disclaimer : I would nebber throw my kittens anywhere, was just joshing

7/8/095:06 AM

tuppsMember

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
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If she doesn't I hope whoever is on the panel roasts his nuts..

Hmmm who would you have?

I reckon Sean Lock would give him a proper going over.. be funny as hell too!

Oh yeah.. he'd be fab. Also Jimmy Carr.

But it would be double the pain if it came from a female comedian.. maybe someone like Sarah Silverman.

7/8/095:06 AM

captain marblesMember

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Originally posted by tupps:
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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
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If she doesn't I hope whoever is on the panel roasts his nuts..

Hmmm who would you have?

I reckon Sean Lock would give him a proper going over.. be funny as hell too!

Oh yeah.. he'd be fab. Also Jimmy Carr.

But it would be double the pain if it came from a female comedian.. maybe someone like Sarah Silverman.

They should have Pete Bennett from BB7. He can be relied upon to shout "Wanker" at frequent intervals.

7/8/095:09 AM

langsterMember

Sean Locke would absolutely bamboozle Kris. It would be hilarious.

His opening line on the Michael Mackintyre show was hilarious.

"Did you know, a shark will only attack you if you're wet"

7/8/095:10 AM

mummymazMember

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Originally posted by langster:
Sean Locke would absolutely bamboozle Kris. It would be hilarious.

His opening line on the Michael Mackintyre show was hilarious.

"Did you know, a shark will only attack you if you're wet"

love that show! Michael McIntyre is hilarious aswell, best xmas present i got this year was his DVD

Tupps a woman taking the p1ss out of Kris would be hilarious - i am gonna have to google Sara Silverman now!!!

7/8/095:12 AM

tuppsMember

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
They should have Pete Bennett from BB7. He can be relied upon to shout "Wanker" at frequent intervals.

that reminded me of when Pete came out with that immortal line 'I love it when my Tourettes is in context'.

7/8/095:14 AM

mummymazMember

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that reminded me of when Pete came out with that immortal line 'I love it when my Tourettes is in context'.

if he was in the house this year, the context of his tourettes would pretty much always be right

7/8/095:25 AM

shirehorseMember

Wanna borrow me cloning device MM? I only use it to clone several Angelina Jolie's so it could probably be put to better use.

7/8/095:28 AM

mummymazMember

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Originally posted by shirehorse:
Wanna borrow me cloning device MM? I only use it to clone several Angelina Jolie's so it could probably be put to better use.

o yes please Shire! I'd make a more perfect version of myself for work... how are you dude? ur keeping quiet these days?!

7/8/095:36 AM

shirehorseMember

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:
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Originally posted by shirehorse:
Wanna borrow me cloning device MM? I only use it to clone several Angelina Jolie's so it could probably be put to better use.

o yes please Shire! I'd make a more perfect version of myself for work... how are you dude? ur keeping quiet these days?!

I'm in fine fettle matey. Just not in work as much these days - and when I am the bloody IT department's keeping tabs on what everybody's on. Althoug it was fun the other day for someone to come down and go 'who's been on lesbian porn' and me boss to break out in hives I must say. How's by you mate?

7/8/095:40 AM

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