Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
I'm creasing up here. Oh man I should go to bed! Without supper, young man! 
I'm creasing up here. Oh man I should go to bed! 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Actually what's really thrown me is that we haven't seen hide nor hare of you in simply ages and then you feel the need to share this with us. it's a bit of an odd comeback thread if I'm honest.
Your honesty is appreciated. It did cross my mind to use the SIT first, but I actually couldn't wait to share my findings with the good people of gagajoyjoy. If that makes me odd then so be it, I can live with that. Even if it means that my research has helped even just one person become a cleaner person, then that's good enough for me. That is where I stand on this matter.
Thankfully the purpose of this thread wasn't to ask for your donations. I used my own feces for the research.
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
On here you'd think I'd used some of your bed sheets to conduct the experiment 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Those of us of a particular age who are currently going through a series of self administering test kits are even less amused.
Well this is definitely a forum first for me:
I can't decide whether to thank the OP or report him!
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Actually what's really thrown me is that we haven't seen hide nor hare of you in simply ages and then you feel the need to share this with us. it's a bit of an odd comeback thread if I'm honest.
Your honesty is appreciated. It did cross my mind to use the SIT first, but I actually couldn't wait to share my findings with the good people of gagajoyjoy. If that makes me odd then so be it, I can live with that. Even if it means that my research has helped even just one person become a cleaner person, then that's good enough for me. That is where I stand on this matter.
Better if you sit
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Actually what's really thrown me is that we haven't seen hide nor hare of you in simply ages and then you feel the need to share this with us. it's a bit of an odd comeback thread if I'm honest.
Your honesty is appreciated. It did cross my mind to use the SIT first, but I actually couldn't wait to share my findings with the good people of gagajoyjoy. If that makes me odd then so be it, I can live with that. Even if it means that my research has helped even just one person become a cleaner person, then that's good enough for me. That is where I stand on this matter.
Better if you sit
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Actually what's really thrown me is that we haven't seen hide nor hare of you in simply ages and then you feel the need to share this with us. it's a bit of an odd comeback thread if I'm honest.
Your honesty is appreciated. It did cross my mind to use the SIT first, but I actually couldn't wait to share my findings with the good people of gagajoyjoy. If that makes me odd then so be it, I can live with that. Even if it means that my research has helped even just one person become a cleaner person, then that's good enough for me. That is where I stand on this matter.
Better if you sit
indeed. I wouldn't want to go against my research now 
One word....squatting. 
He's too young to remember The Fast Show so at least we didn't get, "Going to the toilet is rather like making love to a beautiful woman!" followed by a load of double entendres, and cheap innuendo.
i think someone has hacked crunchys account!
That was my first thought too pirate
I mean, a Crunchy thread without Cheryl? I don't think so!
Though quite how he would have worked her into this thread I don't know!!!
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i think someone has hacked crunchys account!
doesn't sound like anything he would post 
Originally Posted by Rexi:
That was my first thought too pirate
I mean, a Crunchy thread without Cheryl? I don't think so!
Though quite how he would have worked her into this thread I don't know!!!
well we know cheryl dont like toilet attendants
maybe the attendant caught cheryl standing up to wipe
thats why cheryl lashed out
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i think someone has hacked crunchys account!
doesn't sound like anything he would post
maybe for a laugh
but
his replies dont ring true
Pirate!
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
i think someone has hacked crunchys account!
I was thinking the same.
It's not really the young Crunchy we all know and love is it?
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Pirate!
whaaaaaat!
that was funny!
it wasnt was it
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
maybe for a laugh
but
his replies dont ring true
Just doesn't sound like him...I was really surprised when I read it and was confused as to why he would do it, its really not him at all 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Pirate!
whaaaaaat!
that was funny!
it wasnt was it
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
maybe for a laugh
but
his replies dont ring true
Just doesn't sound like him...I was really surprised when I read it and was confused as to why he would do it, its really not him at all
maybe he's got multiple personality disorder and he got mixed up with bubbles
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
maybe he's got multiple personality disorder and he got mixed up with bubbles
I could accept that if we had some ave's and wiv's
nah crunchy is NEVER crude/lewd
maybe our little boy has grown up?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Pirate!
whaaaaaat!
that was funny!
it wasnt was it
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
nah crunchy is NEVER crude/lewd
maybe our little boy has grown up?
if its Crunchy he's not only grown up, he's had a personality transplant 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
nah crunchy is NEVER crude/lewd
maybe our little boy has grown up?
if its Crunchy he's not only grown up, he's had a personality transplant
true
anyway
next time he's here-i'll tackle him to the ground & you lot can get the truth outta him
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
nah crunchy is NEVER crude/lewd
maybe our little boy has grown up?
if its Crunchy he's not only grown up, he's had a personality transplant
Crunchy have yer been boozing and posting? 
I take a dim view of such behaviour, obviously 
rog!
even I wouldnt booze & post
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
true
anyway
next time he's here-i'll tackle him to the ground & you lot can get the truth outta him
err ok I hope he's washed his hands
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
true
anyway
next time he's here-i'll tackle him to the ground & you lot can get the truth outta him
err ok I hope he's washed his hands
blimey!
you only had to talk to him
were you waiting for a fondle?
yaaaaaaaay
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
rog!
even I wouldnt booze & post
The very thought Pirate... None of us would
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
blimey!
you only had to talk to him
were you waiting for a fondle?
yaaaaaaaay
eek noooooooooooo
I also hear that it makes for a much cleaner exit if you lean forward when actually sitting down to deposit, so that your chest is touching your knees. Apparently this opens your back passage fully, meaning less resistance and less mess.
Please note that I'm yet to try sitting on the throne like this, but I'm open to it if I remember to.
Please note that I'm yet to try sitting on the throne like this, but I'm open to it if I remember to.
You folks really think that because I've posted about something that every human being does on a regular basis, my account must have been hacked?
Would you think the same if I'd posted something about different breathing methods?
Would you think the same if I'd posted something about different breathing methods?
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
You folks really think that because I've posted about something that every human being does on a regular basis, my account must have been hacked?
Would you think the same if I'd posted something about different breathing methods?
Would you think the same if I'd posted something about different breathing methods?
No.
I just don't really do toilet talk. I'm not really sure why you want to - each to their own.