Just done an experiment

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Crunchy Nuts

Just conducted an experiment. You can definitely get more off when you wipe your arse sitting down compared to standing up.

Try it yourself. Push out a fresh load, then stand up to wipe your behind. Wipe and wipe until nothing is coming off and your paper is staying white (or whatever colour your paper happens to be). Now sit back on the pot, get a fresh piece and wipe again. You'll be amazed!

Standing up actually causes your cheeks to clench together, causing some of the excrement to get "lost" in the crack. Sitting down is a much cleaner operation.

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SaintMember 10 years

*speechless*

5/27/147:41 AM

AimeeMember

Thanks

5/27/147:44 AM

Former Member

5/27/147:49 AM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Aimee:

Thanks

you're welcome

5/27/148:19 AM

BazMember VIP10 years

TMI

5/27/148:47 AM

Former Member

You need to get out more.

5/27/148:55 AM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Maybe he's a bit anal!

5/27/148:56 AM

Former Member

Its useful advice. I'm sure Crunchy means it from the heart of his bottom

5/27/149:15 AM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:

Maybe he's a bit anal!

My thought would be.......weird......

5/27/149:30 AM

Former Member

crap topic

5/27/149:32 AM

MoonieMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Pengy:

crap topic

*is lost for words* (makes a change for me)

5/27/149:34 AM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by erinp:

You need to get out more.

out of where? The bogs?

I sense some animosity from you. Do you not like/agree with my findings?

5/27/149:47 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Who wipes standing up anyway?

5/27/149:54 AM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Errr. OK.

5/27/1410:05 AM

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy ThingMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:

Who wipes standing up anyway?

Well, quite.

5/27/1410:19 AM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:

Who wipes standing up anyway?

They did a poll in BB3. Quite a few of them including Jonny admitted to standing up to wipe. Kate Lawler said she sat.

5/27/1411:21 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:

Who wipes standing up anyway?

They did a poll in BB3. Quite a few of them including Jonny admitted to standing up to wipe. Kate Lawler said she sat.

... how on earth did that stay with you?

5/27/1411:46 AM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

By my recollection of years gone by, you should be past the age of jobby jokes. It doesn't conjur up the nicest of images.

5/27/1412:28 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Jokes?

5/27/1412:56 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

Originally Posted by erinp:

You need to get out more.

out of where? The bogs?

I sense some animosity from you. Do you not like/agree with my findings?

I actually don't give a sh*t ,no pun intended .

5/27/141:33 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by erinp:

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

Originally Posted by erinp:

You need to get out more.

out of where? The bogs?

I sense some animosity from you. Do you not like/agree with my findings?

I actually don't give a sh*t ,no pun intended .

you obviously do give a shit if you're telling me what I need.

5/27/141:52 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

whoa. Why crunchy?

5/27/142:04 PM

Former Member

FILF!

5/27/142:18 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

I can't believe some of the reactions here

When I told my housemates my findings they all thought it was great and appreciated my work. There was quite a lot of LOLing as well but that's par for the cause.

I also whatsapp'd my friends and the reaction was very positive, a few laughs and a few thank yous and general appreciation.

On here you'd think I'd used some of your bed sheets to conduct the experiment

5/27/142:35 PM

kimotaMember 10 years

You learn something new everyday!

5/27/143:00 PM

Former Member

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

I can't believe some of the reactions here

I think some of us like norty innuendo- filf but not so much filf-filf. Crunchy?

Your lowering the tone should get us ready for BB though

5/27/143:34 PM

SaintMember 10 years

Poo transplants - its true

Google it

5/27/143:39 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:

Who wipes standing up anyway?

They did a poll in BB3. Quite a few of them including Jonny admitted to standing up to wipe. Kate Lawler said she sat.

... how on earth did that stay with you?

because I was a teenage boy at the time. It amused me lol

5/27/143:51 PM

Soozy WooMember

I think you need to know your audience

I stayed out of this thread .............didn't find it particularly offensive but I don't really like pooh jokes.

Maybe it's an age thing.

5/27/143:58 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Saint:

Poo transplants - its true

Google it

Thanks, just have. There are videos and everything!

5/27/143:59 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

If anyone actually is offended by something as non offensive or defensive as this thread, then I don't know how they get through life

5/27/144:01 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:

I think you need to know your audience

I stayed out of this thread .............didn't find it particularly offensive but I don't really like pooh jokes.

Maybe it's an age thing.

Nope same here.

5/27/144:01 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

If anyone actually is offended by something as non offensive or defensive as this thread, then I don't know how they get through life

I honestly don't think anyone is offended.... If i was to hazard a guess I'd say people were more confused tbh... I know i am

5/27/144:02 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

I'm creasing up here. Oh man I should go to bed!

5/27/144:03 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

If anyone actually is offended by something as non offensive or defensive as this thread, then I don't know how they get through life

I honestly don't think anyone is offended.... If i was to hazard a guess I'd say people were more confused tbh... I know i am

well I'm not going to draw a diagram if that's what you're hinting at

5/27/144:04 PM

Jen-StarMember VIP10 yearsModerator

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

Originally Posted by Jenstar:

Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:

If anyone actually is offended by something as non offensive or defensive as this thread, then I don't know how they get through life

I honestly don't think anyone is offended.... If i was to hazard a guess I'd say people were more confused tbh... I know i am

well I'm not going to draw a diagram if that's what you're hinting at

Ok you actually made me laugh there.

5/27/144:05 PM

Crunchy NutsMember 10 years

Yaaaay!!!

5/27/144:06 PM

Garage JoeMember

Those of us of a particular age who are currently going through a series of self administering test kits are even less amused.

5/27/144:52 PM

Soozy WooMember

Actually what's really thrown me is that we haven't seen hide nor hare of you in simply ages and then you feel the need to share this with us. it's a bit of an odd comeback thread if I'm honest.

5/27/144:56 PM

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