“Get your epilator, stick it up your arse, we don’t give a f**k, because we’re gunna f**king smash your face…I’ll give her a fun game, I’ll stick this up her f**king m**ge the stupid bastard. I’ll give her a f**king epilator. I’m going to play loads of pranks on her because she’s a f**king piece of sh*t and I don’t give a f**k if I get pulled up to the diary room…if she threw water over me, I’d punch her in the face, just knock her out.”