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Today was a bit insane....

first call of the day i mad a woman with post natal depression hysterical Frowner I feel guilty about it but TBF didn't know she had PND and she did give me the wrong information, but i did apologise

another call asked me if i could issue a certificate he sat at another company.

And my last customer of the day...

Him:

Do you do food hygiene courses

Me: Yes

Him: So you can teach me to cook

Me: ummm no,

Him: Can you get me a job

Me: Sorry you would need to contact a recruitment agency we are just a training provider.

Him: who will give me a job then

me: ummm cotnact a recruitment agency

Him : (crying) I haven't had a job in 32 years

Me: um

Him: and i haven't had a haircut in 3 years

Me: um

Him: (perfectly calm again) so what sort of courses do you do.

Me: Mostly offshore survival

Him: eh?

Me: helicopter safety for going to the rigs

Him: So you can teach me to fly a helicopter to the rigs

Me: Ummm no we can teach you to survive if it ditches in the sea when you are travelling to the rigs

Him: So if i come down there on Monday you can give me a job and off we'll go

Me: umm no contact a recruitment agency

Him: I'd love to fly a helicopter

Me: (thinking) not a hope in hell
We don't teach that here

Him: WILL YOU GIVE ME A BUBBLE BATH

Me: Click..brrrrrrrrr (our phones can be tempramental Nod)

Confused

oh and that was the short version of the conversation i was on the phone to him for 20 minutes

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
Today was a bit insane....

first call of the day i mad a woman with post natal depression hysterical Frowner I feel guilty about it but TBF didn't know she had PND and she did give me the wrong information, but i did apologise

another call asked me if i could issue a certificate he sat at another company.

And my last customer of the day...

Him:

Do you do food hygiene courses

Me: Yes

Him: So you can teach me to cook

Me: ummm no,

Him: Can you get me a job

Me: Sorry you would need to contact a recruitment agency we are just a training provider.

Him: who will give me a job then

me: ummm cotnact a recruitment agency

Him : (crying) I haven't had a job in 32 years

Me: um

Him: and i haven't had a haircut in 3 years

Me: um

Him: (perfectly calm again) so what sort of courses do you do.

Me: Mostly offshore survival

Him: eh?

Me: helicopter safety for going to the rigs

Him: So you can teach me to fly a helicopter to the rigs

Me: Ummm no we can teach you to survive if it ditches in the sea when you are travelling to the rigs

Him: So if i come down there on Monday you can give me a job and off we'll go

Me: umm no contact a recruitment agency

Him: I'd love to fly a helicopter

Me: (thinking) not a hope in hell
We don't teach that here

Him: WILL YOU GIVE ME A BUBBLE BATH

Me: Click..brrrrrrrrr (our phones can be tempramental Nod)

Confused

oh and that was the short version of the conversation i was on the phone to him for 20 minutes


I feel your pain but...... Laugh
Heartache

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