Josie Quotes!

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On John-James - 'When he's in a football kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'Whenever I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

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darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

To JJ ''You're like a bit of pastry John. you just roll it and roll it and roll it until it's too thin to put on your ****ing pie"

7/2/106:36 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I'm the most layback person.. I'm so layback I might be horizontal"

7/2/106:37 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I've been living in a false sense of brain!"

7/2/106:37 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

“Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps flashing out of my knickers to the whole world"

Josie just before going to bed

7/2/106:38 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"My claim to fame is that Ian McCaskill once gave me an award for designing a recycling bin"

Josie competes with Ben and Mario's celebrity friends

7/2/106:38 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I wonder if the outside world know that we're smoking dog-ends?"

Josie wonders if the tobacco shortage has been shown on TV

7/2/106:39 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"

Josie to John James after he "humiliates" her while playfighting

7/2/106:40 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

On nominating Dave" Dave because he always asks nathan when his dinneerrrrrrrrrr will be done, if he wants dineerrrrr he should cook his own dinnerrrrr!''

7/2/106:41 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I can't believe that your toes are actually attached to your feet. They look like they should be on their own"

Josie comments on Caoimhe's flexible joints

7/2/106:41 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I know this sounds really cheesy but I feel like riding a horse on a beach"

Josie, not understanding the restrictions of the Big Brother house

7/2/106:42 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"My breath smells like a portaloo"

Josie charms Ben and John James

7/2/106:43 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I'm gonna bust more moves than Shakira"

Josie gets ready for her 'Day of Heaven' wake-up call

7/2/106:43 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"OO do yew think yew arrrrr"

7/2/106:44 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I can't wait to see you in something other than your Peter Pan shorts"

Josie looks forward to seeing John James not wearing his ripped jeans

7/2/106:44 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I've got a thing about blokes in a football kit"

Josie jokes with Nathan, Ben and John James ahead of the football task

7/2/106:45 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"You look like the Man from Delmonte"

Josie comments on Govan's outfit

7/2/106:45 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

“I had one black eye once and it looked really nice”

Josie

7/2/106:46 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

''cheeky bugger"
"I'm such a randy mare"

"Hey Big Bro, I'm up the duffer"

7/2/106:47 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I didn't realise you had a John Travolta chin, Nath"

Josie comments on Nathan's features

7/2/106:47 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

What is wrong with me, I don't give a toss about this!"

Josie doesn't see the problem with Ben's nomination of Sunshine

7/2/106:49 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"You see! Up there for thinking, down there for dancing. Well done, my love!"

Josie congratulates Govan's puzzle skills

7/2/106:49 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"I didn't want to live to an old age anyway"

Josie reveals that she is hoping to pass away before her 65th birthday

7/2/106:50 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

'' I failed my driving lessons 72 times''

7/2/106:50 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Nominating Sunshine 'For the sheer fact that she's tighter than a duck's ass, she gets my vote.'

7/2/106:51 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

On wanting to ring John James neck - 'Thats baaad innit'

7/2/106:52 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

On the incident with Sunshine - '"John, all the way from Australia, the BB beaver spotter"

7/2/106:52 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"

7/2/106:53 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

"You've got about as much energy as a roasted chicken"

Josie on her fellow housemates' stamina levels

7/2/106:53 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

'I just realised my bum is so hairy!'

7/2/106:54 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Do I smell?

John you're a little drama Queen

7/2/106:55 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Shabby: "I've just found one of my cat's hairs on my knee"

Josie: "What...does your cat squat as well?"

"I'm a night owl..not a chicken".

They took all my knickers off me.”

Josie reacts to the opening of her suitcase

"Horse poo to me smells comforting"
Josie on her favourite scents

"I only have to look at a digestive and I put on 5 stone."

Josie talks about her difficulties with biscuits.

7/2/106:56 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

About Ben's task later...

Josie: I've never heard of rent a crowd. Can you rent a crowd?

7/2/106:56 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

'Which smells worse my feet or my breath'

7/2/106:57 AM

Mount Olympus *Olly*Member 10 years

bleeding eck darlo.. I can't read the thread cos there are a zillion of your flashing eyes in here and my eyes are bleeding..

why not put em into one just the post

7/2/107:00 AM

RiverRockMember

Darlo, trying to increase your post count much?

7/2/107:16 AM

MrMincePieMember

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Darlo, trying to increase your post count much?

Talk about bloody spamming... her quotes don't amuse me that much either.

7/2/107:23 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

No I don't need to spam and if you think I am, couldn't give a damn

7/2/107:33 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Keep it up, darlo!

Are you remembering all these?

*** remembers when she had a memory ***

7/2/108:03 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

I feel like im in a rave in this thread

7/2/108:05 AM

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