If only you had reversed the charges to Holly Valance.
Is that what one calls a Bhatti boy? 
on the front of the sun this morning-it says dane bowers has been 'there' aswell 
quote:Originally posted by china:
on the front of the sun this morning-it says dane bowers has been 'there' aswell
No no no
He was just at her place, having a chat.
And a few drinks
At 4 am
With his pal's car keys in his pocket
And, er, his pal
While a person or persons unknown TWOCed said car and rammed it into a tree outside
i bet summat else got 'rammed' aswell 
PMSL!!quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Oh come on Mazzy. We've all done that at sometime.
quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Who's Billi Bhatti?
The bloke from BB Tigs.
That woman has no taste.
And that man is a complusive liar. Its not the first time he has lied about having an affair with someone.quote:Originally posted by Blue Diamond:quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Who's Billi Bhatti?
The bloke from BB Tigs.
That woman has no taste.
They are made for each other then!!!quote:Originally posted by longcat:And that man is a complusive liar. Its not the first time he has lied about having an affair with someone.quote:Originally posted by Blue Diamond:quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by TiGi:
Who's Billi Bhatti?
The bloke from BB Tigs.
That woman has no taste.
Jordan has a good man by the name of Peter Andre....who does she allegedly cheat with....2 ugly feckers by the names of Billi 'who?' Bhatti and Dane 'one hit wonder' Bowers....
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Jordan has a good man by the name of Peter Andre....who does she allegedly cheat with....2 ugly feckers by the names of Billi 'who?' Bhatti and Dane 'one hit wonder' Bowers....
Has she, alledgedly, cheated with Bowers?
quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Jordan has a good man by the name of Peter Andre....who does she allegedly cheat with....2 ugly feckers by the names of Billi 'who?' Bhatti and Dane 'one hit wonder' Bowers....
Has she, alledgedly, cheated with Bowers?
According to a few tabloids this morning LL, Dane was arrested last night for drunk driving but claimed he couldn't have been behind the wheel as he was with Jordan.
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Jordan has a good man by the name of Peter Andre....who does she allegedly cheat with....2 ugly feckers by the names of Billi 'who?' Bhatti and Dane 'one hit wonder' Bowers....
Has she, alledgedly, cheated with Bowers?
According to a few tabloids this morning LL, Dane was arrested last night for drunk driving but claimed he couldn't have been behind the wheel as he was with Jordan.
oooh the dirty mare
Morning btw
quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
oooh the dirty mare
Morning btw
She is....nasty pasty that she is!
Morning you...
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
She is....nasty pasty that she is!
Morning you...
at nasty pastyIts ok Peter and Jordan are on a breakquote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Jordan has a good man by the name of Peter Andre....who does she allegedly cheat with....2 ugly feckers by the names of Billi 'who?' Bhatti and Dane 'one hit wonder' Bowers....
Has she, alledgedly, cheated with Bowers?
According to a few tabloids this morning LL, Dane was arrested last night for drunk driving but claimed he couldn't have been behind the wheel as he was with Jordan.
quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Its ok Peter and Jordan are on a break
Yeah but she isn't wasting time is she!
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Its ok Peter and Jordan are on a break
Yeah but she isn't wasting time is she!
quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
But who said they slept together? You can be in a room with a man without having sex with him.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
quote:
Wow - she's appointed Fiona Shackleton as her solicitor according to that article.
She used to work for Farrer & Co. the Queen's solicitors but I think she's with Payne, Hicks, Beach nowadays.
I expect we all remember the day when Heather Mills McCartney threw a glass of water over her in Court?
quote:Originally posted by longcat:But who said they slept together? You can be in a room with a man without having sex with him.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
Where did I imply they slept together?
What I said was a figure of speech!
quote:Originally posted by longcat:But who said they slept together? You can be in a room with a man without having sex with him.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
According to the papers, they haven't had sex in 2 years
Not that I believe what the papers say 
Exactly only Pete and Katie know whats really going on. I never judge a couple because you just never know what goes on behind closed doors. The happiest couples in the world could be beating the crap out each other. I thought all my mates were happy until they got divorced.quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:quote:Originally posted by longcat:But who said they slept together? You can be in a room with a man without having sex with him.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
According to the papers, they haven't had sex in 2 years
Thats what the papers are implying. The fact is we will never really know.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:But who said they slept together? You can be in a room with a man without having sex with him.quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by longcat:
Lifes too short. Peter keeps saying there is no way back, so its a case of "next"
Yes I know but at least let his side of the bed go cold first!
Where did I imply they slept together?
What I said was a figure of speech!
