An englishman in the highlands of scotland bends down at a stream to have a drink of water, he is about to drink when he hears a bellowing scotsman behind him.
Scotsman..Dinnae drink ttat witter, it's aw coo pish an sheep shit.
englishman..Excuse me sir,I am english could you please say that again in queens english, so I can understand you.
Scotsman.. cup both hands sir, you can drink more at the one time.
Scotsman..Dinnae drink ttat witter, it's aw coo pish an sheep shit.
englishman..Excuse me sir,I am english could you please say that again in queens english, so I can understand you.
Scotsman.. cup both hands sir, you can drink more at the one time.