And another . . .

Went into a squirrel bar and asked for a pint of lager and a packet of nuts.

I got the lager but the squirrel couldn't remember where he'd put the nuts

Finally - why were the two ghost homosexual?

FORGET THAT ONE - i never said it

Shameless BUMP

Saint - its Saint

Geriatric geriatric geriatric

Been looking at Christmas cracker jokes again Sainty? 

There'a more . . .

I was on a boat and looked out at the water.

It was full of meat!!!

I thought,

"That looks choppy"

I crossed a crocodile with a budgie,,,,,,,,,,It bit me leg off,,,and said,,,Who,s a naughty boy

Have you heard about the Seven Dwarves ?

Six out of Seven aren't Happy  

Heehee, I've never been good at remembering jokes, especially long ones. I like that one as it's short and simple....the simpler the better for me lol

One in five people are Chinese.

There are five people in my family

Me, my mum and Dad, my sister - and Cho Chan

I'm betting its my sister