Re: Joke of the day

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Saint

A farmer wakes to find all his cows frozen solid
"What can i do? God help me"
Suddenly a woman appears and goes around hugging each cow until all of them are fully restored to health.
"How can i thank you? Who are you - an angel?"
No says the woman,

"I'm Thora Herd"

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Boom Boom

1/13/109:02 AM

AboMember

Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the "Clitaurus. "It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won't be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

1/13/109:48 AM

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Alex?

1/13/109:53 AM

SaintMember 10 years

LOL ABO!!!

Knock knock
WHo's there
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes how i talk since i got my false teeth

1/13/109:59 AM

DemantoidMember

Abo!

1/13/1010:01 AM

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