Before his make-over
Why's he hanging on to that bit of string? Is it to make his arms and legs look beefier? 
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Demantoid offline 11,163 Forum Posts Today at 1:02 PM Last Edited: Reference: Looks like they have monkey cos no way is that him Yeah, it is, look at the little weedy arms and drawn-on sixpack. No way is that Becks. It's John James, plus a little bit of body paint.
It's John James with bits added on Reference:
It's John James with bits added on
A bolt-on? Or a sock-on?
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Demantoid offline 11,165 Forum Posts Today at 1:29 PM Last Edited: Reference: It's John James with bits added on A bolt-on? Or a sock-on?
Not sure and I don't want to look too closely 
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A bolt-on? Or a sock-on?
Took the words right out of mouth Deman, bolt ons 
His he giving the money to Josie then 
DanceSettee would have made a far better job than the person who touched it up
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Not sure and I don't want to look too closely
Sure ya don't LL 
what an absolute hypocrite!!!!!!!............said ages ago.........expect to see the john james calender 2011 in the shops at xmas!..............he should've kept his gob shut instead of sneering at rachel............now look at him.........complete and utter knobcheeseplumtwonkhead........
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monkey13 offline 2,802 Forum Posts Today at 1:38 PM Last Edited: Reference: Not sure and I don't want to look too closely Sure ya don't LL
LMFAO...I knew he'd do it...Wanker!
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knobcheeseplumtwonkhead
Gets dictionary out 
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LMFAO...I knew he'd do it...Wanker!
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and he didn't even wait for Josie so he could blame it all on her
Maybe she told him not to, so he's making hey while the sunshines.
*wonders if it is worth mentioning his objection was to people who ONLY went into BB to get money from mag shoots, not mag shoots per se*
*decides it isn't worth the bother and just drools at the pics instead*
*decides it isn't worth the bother and just drools at the pics instead*
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what an absolute hypocrite!!!!!!!............said ages ago.........expect to see the john james calender 2011 in the shops at xmas!..............he should've kept his gob shut instead of sneering at rachel............now look at him.
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*wonders if it is worth mentioning his objection was to people who ONLY went into BB to get money from mag shoots, not mag shoots per se* *decides it isn't worth the bother and just drools at the pics instead*
Ducky
Oh dear,a few days out of the house and what do you know,one by one his birds are all coming home to roost,I'll leave it at that btw just in case it may come across as taking joy in his misfortune.
Wow. Fake tattoos, a spray on sixpack, and a sock down his pants.
You're so real, John-James. Good on you for sticking to your morals.
You're so real, John-James. Good on you for sticking to your morals.
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Maybe she told him not to, so he's making hey while the sunshines.
As in "hey - what's that scrawny mess? I still haven't worked out what he went in the house for, since it wasn't for publicity, mag deals, etc.
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Wow. Fake tattoos, a spray on sixpack, and a sock down his pants.
Hmm,socks come in pairs,shameful to waste the other one,shove it in his nasty gob....On second thoughts it probably took to the pair to fill the gap.
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*wonders if it is worth mentioning his objection was to people who ONLY went into BB to get money from mag shoots, not mag shoots per se*
Yeah, I heard him say it and I've seen you repeat it...and whichever way it is cut, it's a load of bollox. At least the others had the grace to be honest that as well as having the experience (that wasn't the in the exclusive realm of 'noble' John James), they would take advantage of any media offers. Anyway Ducks, glad you got an eyeful of your JJ1 
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and he didn't even wait for Josie so he could blame it all on her
hahahaha...all that 'you made me do it Jose' opportunities missed
That's not what we meant when we said put a sock in it ya fake fake fakeitty fake drongo! 
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I've seen you repeat it.
I very much doubt that. 
It is obviously still too early for me to joke with you all about John James. I shall bugger off and leave you all to it.
At least he can't win nuffin nor nuffin'! He's yesterday's chip paper! Hope his fake girlfriend don't win neever!
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I've seen you repeat it..
I think that was maybe me Suze
However, I do agree, he was a bit quick to get his kit off, given all that he said about others who went in there for the mag deals
oh dear. . he don't look much of a pretty boy in them there pics. .even touched up.. and what's with the hair?
never did see the appeal ..but then again I don't think Beckham's much to look at so a dodgy skinny and boney looky-likey ain't gonna do it for me
never did see the appeal ..but then again I don't think Beckham's much to look at so a dodgy skinny and boney looky-likey ain't gonna do it for me
I do think he is a good looking lad
he always looks to me as if his head is in a clamp... like it was squished in form the sides..
and when he talks only the middle bit of his lips move and seemed a tad bird beak like.. not my cup of tea at all..
and when he talks only the middle bit of his lips move and seemed a tad bird beak like.. not my cup of tea at all..
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I do think he is a good looking lad
I do too LL. 
Can't wait for Dave's photo shoot
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he was a bit quick to get his kit off
Do we know for sure that those have been taken since he left the house and not before he went in, given his hero worship of Beckham?
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Do we know for sure that those have been taken since he left the house and not before he went in, given his hero worship of Beckham?
According to the Mail online he stripped off 5 days after leaving the BB house for a Star Mag shoot. (Never even heard of that publication) Love it DS
OMG! I have just read that tonights surprise HM is Ulrika!
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Phwooar, no.. Oh my days, what a glorious specimen Mr Beckham is **slug trails across the carpet**..
Phwoarrrrrrrrrr! and Mr Beckham's socks are much more substantial than JJs