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The hypocrite! 
He's done a tasteful semi-nudey shoot for a mag. I bet the only thing he wouldn't do for money is have sex Hypocrite! (I hate those tattoo sleeve things, urgh)
Hypocrite! (I hate those tattoo sleeve things, urgh)
The six pack isn't drawn on very well is it?........
Hypocrite
Spot the sock 
Ahahahahahaa!
See? There is a use for that awful hat after all - he's got it stuffed down his Armanis.
What a hypocritical idiot.
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The six pack isn't drawn on very well is it?........
'What's that Skippy? John James has fallen down the well from his moral high ground!!!' hahahaha
oh no no no Achilles 
Not selling your body... what happened to your morals? 
Not selling your body... what happened to your morals? Reference: monkey
Spot the sock
I suppose he's giving Josie the money from this too?
Look at them skinny wrists..
Dingo... by Armani. For the man who's never been near the bush..
(NB: wears off after 30 seconds)
Dingo... by Armani. For the man who's never been near the bush..
(NB: wears off after 30 seconds)
At least Beckham can sleep easy tonight, not a patch on his original Armarni campaign.
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Dingo... by Armani. For the man who's never been near the bush
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At least Beckham can sleep easy tonight, not a patch on his original Armarni campaign
Phwooar, no..
He doesn't have tats.
VPL in the first one. Wharra twat!
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The six pack isn't drawn on very well is it?........
Photoshop want their money back
Well done, JJ - you'll have more of a Male following than Rachael....you win. 
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Phwooar,
Hubba hubba! 
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At least Beckham can sleep easy tonight, not a patch on his original Armarni campaign.
Crab Eyes has always very much been a poor woman/man's Beckham Reference:
Crab Eyes has always very much been a poor woman/man's Beckham
But he'll never be as hunky as Victoria
OMG feckin' hilarious,I was laughing at this over on DS.The comments over there are less than flattering.
His abs are drawn on...badly etc.Wharra twonk
Oh and a major hypocrite.Hope Rachel comments on them to his face at the wrap party,just before Nathan hopefully clocks him one.
His abs are drawn on...badly etc.Wharra twonk
Oh and a major hypocrite.Hope Rachel comments on them to his face at the wrap party,just before Nathan hopefully clocks him one.
he's got wrinkles on his pop socks on his arms..hahah
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monkey13 offline 2,794 Forum Posts Today at 12:20 PM Last Edited: Spot the sock
Took the words out of my mouth monkey 
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emanPhwooar, no..
Oh my days, what a glorious specimen Mr Beckham is **slug trails across the carpet**.....as for Crab-eyes..
What an absolute prick, I do hope all those who voted him in based on his 'morals' and always 'standing by his word' admit how wrong they were........just incase you forgot...I HATE HIM!
Where did his tats come from? 
Fake tattoos, fake abs and a fake bulge, is the Hm's who was the least fake person in the house and didn't give a rip about doing mag shoots
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Where did his tats come from?
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Where did his tats come from?
Do you think they used Beck's body and just photshoped the head on?
Looks like they have monkey cos no way is that him
I've just realised he has both full arm tattoos then has a full arm & a half arm.
Must have been someone's lunch break
Must have been someone's lunch break
The 6 pack is so bad. The make up artist should practice a bit more.
Stunned Mullet! John James also has an agent!Reference:
Looks like they have monkey cos no way is that him
Yeah, it is, look at the little weedy arms and drawn-on sixpack. No way is that Becks.It's John James, plus a little bit of body paint.
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Fake tattoos, fake abs and a fake bulge, is the Hm's who was the least fake person in the house and didn't give a rip about doing mag shoots
I think they've beefed his legs up abit too, last time i saw skinny legs like his, they were hanging out of a nest!!!!!
