Dave and Steve have assimilated him. For the glory! He's a good boy, our Joe-John.
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That sounds wrong on so many levels 
It's out Lord's representative who is feeling Joe-John.
Jo told Dave to get a grip.
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Jo told Dave to get a grip.
I wouldn't put it past him!
Sorry folks ,Jo said "Get over yourself" to Dave, not get a grip.
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Jo told Dave to get a grip.
Liking her more each day..
Did you see Monk Dave totally invade New JJ's space arms draped all over him, breathing all over him, braying like a donkey?
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braying like a donkey?
That made me laugh
As long as that's the only donkey parallel we have to worry about..
Reference: it reminds me of that breath thing Gordon brown does, makes me feel a bit itchy 
breathing all over him,
He does a horrible thing with his breathing it reminds me of that breath thing Gordon brown does, makes me feel a bit itchy Reference:
He does a horrible thing with his breathing it reminds me of that breath thing Gordon brown does, makes me feel a bit itchy
Pray for his missus - at least we just get the heavy breathing, not the breathing AND the secs face.. 
OH
MY
GOD
The sex face
i bet he says 'ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhh GLORY
MY
GOD
The sex face
i bet he says 'ohhh ohhhh ohhhhhhhhh GLORY
I bet he says "oohhhhhh Dave"
I also reckon he looks adoringly at himself in the mirror throughout thinking how blessed he is in the looks and body department ....ohh these images are wrong 
....ohh these images are wrong
Just reminded me of a bit in Charlie Brooker's book, where he talks about that Apprentice contestant Philip (the one who invented 'Pantsman').
Said he imagined Philip throws himself down roughly on the bed each night, runs his hands hungrily all over his own body and tries to deep kiss himself on the mouth..
Said he imagined Philip throws himself down roughly on the bed each night, runs his hands hungrily all over his own body and tries to deep kiss himself on the mouth..
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He does a horrible thing with his breathing it reminds me of that breath thing Gordon brown does, makes me feel a bit itchy
Do you mean his Tom Jones ahhhhh! after certain words?Bloody annoying isn't it
I like his voice when he is talking normally, but he does have a tendency to slip into a really affected Hughie Green style now and again...for those of you too young to remember, think workingman's club compere/bingo caller trying to be Las Vegas
