Job Vacancy - Stalkee

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*yogi Bear*

I haven't stalked anyone online for a while

so i am looking for someone to be my stalkee.

I'm not a very good stalker...when i find my ~~victim~~ new BFF i am so chuffed i succeeded that i jump up and down waving and screaming COOOEEEE i found you ... so you will know where i am at all times... no hiding in bushes for me...unless i am ummm caught short but then i will probably let you know what i am doing cause it is like soooo funny

Please apply for the position below

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ProggersMember

8/5/0911:38 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Proggers:

why would you make a good stalkee?

8/5/0911:40 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

is stalkee even a word

8/5/0911:40 AM

ProggersMember

quote:
Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

why would you make a good stalkee?

I don't know.

8/5/0911:43 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

i'll give you a weeks trial since you seem to be the only applicant

8/5/0911:45 AM

Dobby1Member

I am deeply deeply offended that you do not want to stalk me!!

What is your explanation??

8/5/0911:55 AM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Dobby the House Elf:
I am deeply deeply offended that you do not want to stalk me!!

What is your explanation??

cause i already stalk you

8/5/0911:55 AM

Dobby1Member

oh, ok then! Fair enough

8/5/0912:40 PM

serignhugrfMember

Stalk Proggers! I have some info on him

I also dreamt last week that his next gf was going to be a kylie minogue type. I have way too many dreams.

8/5/091:02 PM

*yogi Bear*Member

quote:
Originally posted by Tartanveggie:
Stalk Proggers! I have some info on him
I also dreamt last week that his next gf was going to be a kylie minogue type. I have way too many dreams.

you can be my assistant stalker

8/5/091:20 PM

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