I wouldnt worry, there arent any 8 year olds on the forum

No but he is an Aussie and i bet he the sheep are missing him back home, and vice versa. No wonder is is feeling crock and being so nasty.

well in my old-aged 40 year old womanly eyes - I've seen better myself

Ally I think Prom is on about JJ - not crab-eyes - tho I'm sure Prom would like to shoot me down if I'm wrong

He means Crab eyes ,then I agree.

i don't think he's fit either...Ok bod, but the whole Shirley from eastenders thing is a bit of a turn off

I dont like either of them - men eh???  MEN??????  pfffffft 

I don't see the appeal...He has zero personality, he's a bully, a pussy, that only picks fights with women whom he perceives as weak...

Fit my arse!..

He looks like Steptoe, and also whenever he occasionally does smile..I just think...
He needs to return the teeth in his mouth back to Sea Buscuit..

I'm talking about crab-eyes. The other JJ is too insignificant to even register on anyone's radar 

Earlier when Dave was crawling up his ass over the arguement earlier ,Crab eyes says that Keeley/Corin piped up at him but never did it again .He knows he is a bully with females .I would love Crab eyes to challenge Sam.

I would love it a lot more if Sam got crab eyes in his sights 

He's definitely fit.

He managed to make me overlook the fact he is blonde. That's a HUUUGE achievement!

oh God Erin - ol crab-eyes is SO HARD - so hard in fact - he didnt think to have a go at those two ladies again in case they had a chance to have a go back - mmmm yeah - gosh he's so fit n hard n cool n evryfink

WRONG: he's fit

No he isn't, but JJ2 has really nice teeth.

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I'd give him one....

Which JJ stonks? Or both?

You wouldn't Stonks..The grease alone from JJ1's, hair would kill your Mojo..

Just JJ1......if I was drunk JJ2....

We would do the shower bonk first....

He has got a nice face, but when I see him on the tele now I just can't get past that manky mane

I think JJ2 is by faaaaaaaaaar better looking, but natch I'm way too old for any of these kids they bloody put in.

One day my dark haired, swarthy, hairy, handsome 40-something prince will appear on reality tv.  One day

I mean Siavash was lovely an' all but by buggery he was too young.

Oooh you've set me off again...

*sigh*

I wanna stroke all that face fur.

Whose? Mine or Siavash's?...

The Vash, but missus you're in with a chance if you can stubble me good style

translates as :...'i was really shocked.....they shouted back at me.....and i didn't like it....i mean they're just women and i wasn't expecting them to have a go at me.....so i left them alone after that'...

I think he is quite fit - although a bit skinny for me, I like a bit more muscle.  But he is a good looking bloke and with good body.  He just needs to work on his negative side somewhat.

  Very well translated, too. 

Oh, and i don't think he's fit either. 
Nice looking face - but that becomes subdued, by his hideous psycho glare, angry demeanour and relentless argumentative droning, in my book.

No fears Ducky, it's out of a bottle

We don't all like the same thing. What appeals to one may not appeal to another. Which is a good job else we would all be single and waiting for Angelina to get rid of Brad. (Not that either appeal to me, that's just an example)

Well said Senora, my sentiments exactly