autofellatio 
Is this a common practise amongst the men folk of the world? Do most men attempt this?
Is this a common practise amongst the men folk of the world? Do most men attempt this?
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Yes....yes we did, especially during the teen years. Most failed though....like me 
never tried it myself, my back problem is due to some thing else entirely....
DIY
I know I've had this discussion with my Mr and he said if he could he would. 
It gets me so mad when men take our jobs
It gets me so mad when men take our jobs
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It gets me so mad when men take our jobs
oh in this case, they are very welcome to......my gob has better uses, like Jaffa cake munching....
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never tried it myself, my back problem is due to some thing else entirely....
In the words of the immortal Bill Hicks:
"It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God it's that close. I think that vertebrae's going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory, and a fervent PRAYER!"
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"It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God it's that close. I think that vertebrae's going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory, and a fervent PRAYER!"
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha love it!!!!! 
Ron Gerimy (sp) 
Jeremy *whistles*
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Jeremy *whistles*
Yes I think he can
I don't care how big Ron Jeremy is down there, I can't understand why anyone would want that slimy git grunting and humping on top of them. 
Blow your own trumpet? 
It must be quite popular as there are loads of online guides on how to do it. *I wonder if I dare click on images*
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Blow your own trumpet
or vuvuzela?
I tried and failed.
autofellatio! 
Much as I like my car, it's more of a platonic thing..
Much as I like my car, it's more of a platonic thing..
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JJ & Mario said they could perform......autofellation
Well I'd have to see it to believe it!Yea, a lot of guys boast about being able to do it, but most of them lying.
A lot of men like to claim, prowess and dimensions, but the majority of these boasts are invented.
I recall Govan, on entering the house, boast about a big willie. That too proved to be a lie.
BB contestants are by definition mainly exhibitionists, so I'm not surprised a couple of them claim this.
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autofellatio! Much as I like my car, it's more of a platonic thing..
You would be Exhausted if you tried it
If I could do it, I'd never leave my bedroom.
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Much as I like my car, it's more of a platonic thing..
Now you've reminded me of the documentary about people who loved their cars a little bit too much.Reference:
If I could do it, I'd never leave my bedroom.
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If I could do it, I'd never leave my bedroom.
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Would you spit or swallow?
ooooooooohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's like that old joke - why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!
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Would you spit or swallow?
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You would be Exhausted if you tried it
A bit tyred maybes
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Yea, a lot of guys boast about being able to do it, but most of them lying.
in the foetal position ?
I'll never be able to look at Mr Cinds in the same way again if I ever go to bed and he is lying curled in to a ball.
So that's how JJ ended up with his head up his arse..
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.my gob has better uses, like Jaffa cake munching....
lol
Hahahahahahahahaha demantoid I've seen that pic before. How on earth do you discover you have that talent.
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Do most men attempt this?
I imagine they are now after reading this.Not sure about the success rate.
it does seem to be just us forum laydees around at the mo.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*leaves mouthwash in thread for when the men folk return*
*leaves mouthwash in thread for when the men folk return*