woman could be engaged to her half brother... and maybe pregnant 
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Oh FFS get on with it Jezza!!!
he does waffle a bit! 
just get on with the results man! 
Well that was a bit of a storm in a teacup...after all the hype!
must be a relief for them 
they are with the genius , its all ok 
they are with the genius , its all ok 
I 'll bet the loathesome Kyle is disappointed.
Loathsome Kyle is more and more sounding like his guests.
He is also shouting more than ever.
Every guest shouts "liar"
Why don't they fix the chairs to the floor to prevent quests trying to shift them?
I don't always want to hear "those all-important lie detecor (or DNA) results" - occasionally I'd like to hear the `ordinary` results.
The best part of the show is when Will walks on and off the stage with an envelope.
Will has interesting hips and groin.
He is also shouting more than ever.
Every guest shouts "liar"
Why don't they fix the chairs to the floor to prevent quests trying to shift them?
I don't always want to hear "those all-important lie detecor (or DNA) results" - occasionally I'd like to hear the `ordinary` results.
The best part of the show is when Will walks on and off the stage with an envelope.
Will has interesting hips and groin.
I hearts Will....
I think the Jeremy Kyle show could now be run by a robot.
It is so predictable.
For example - phrases we hear on every programme:
"A big, big welcome" (always 2 'bigs')
"All important lie-detector results" (always all important)
"Well, well, well" before announcing results following a silly extended pause. (always 3 'wells')
"It says the Jeremy Kyle show" (pointing to a sign on the wall.
And - the daftest thing of all - he still sits on the floor.
He talks more like his guests too. He shouts more, drops his Ts more.
He clearly whips the audience up into a particular viewpoint so the next guest gets a dodgy welcome. Then later he turns it all around, so that the baddie becomes reasonable and the original goodie turns out to have faults.
So predictable.
It is all so deja vu these days.
Strange one where all the young guests (2 males, 2 females) all spoke, like, innit,
in that strange sort of way (do they call it patois? - I may be wrong). They all spoke in a way which sounded like black people although they were all white innit, right.
Innit right?
I thought "Oh what a strange world lies ahead of us."
I still think the best bit is Will bringing on the envelope.
It is so predictable.
For example - phrases we hear on every programme:
"A big, big welcome" (always 2 'bigs')
"All important lie-detector results" (always all important)
"Well, well, well" before announcing results following a silly extended pause. (always 3 'wells')
"It says the Jeremy Kyle show" (pointing to a sign on the wall.
And - the daftest thing of all - he still sits on the floor.
He talks more like his guests too. He shouts more, drops his Ts more.
He clearly whips the audience up into a particular viewpoint so the next guest gets a dodgy welcome. Then later he turns it all around, so that the baddie becomes reasonable and the original goodie turns out to have faults.
So predictable.
It is all so deja vu these days.
Strange one where all the young guests (2 males, 2 females) all spoke, like, innit,
in that strange sort of way (do they call it patois? - I may be wrong). They all spoke in a way which sounded like black people although they were all white innit, right.
Innit right?
I thought "Oh what a strange world lies ahead of us."
I still think the best bit is Will bringing on the envelope.
i read the headlines in the paper the other week. 'Brother marries sister', they have the same father.
Reference:
(do they call it patois? - I may be wrong)
Nah it's not patois, it's street slang that surfaced late 80's and was predominantly used by black/mixed raced teenagers, now adopted by seemingly most teenagers. Patois is a lot different.
Thanks for that Karma.
Is there no specific name for it then? 'Twould make it easier to describe if there was.
Is there no specific name for it then? 'Twould make it easier to describe if there was.
Street, innit!
Reference: Blizzie
Street, innit!
Ah! A return to a Blizzie post that I can understand.** since she started doing the extended intellectual posts I was left floundering**
(That is only my 2nd ninja - ever.)
Reference: brisket
Ah! A return to a Blizzie post that I can understand. ** since she started doing the extended intellectual posts I was left floundering** (That is only my 2nd ninja - ever.)
(That is only my 2nd ninja - ever.) You should *ninja* more often, brisket!*** wonders if the intellekshul posts were mostly copy and paste jobs ***
Kyle is screaming yelling and bellowing right into the guest's face. Inches away and shouting his head off.
Far worse behaviour than any guest. And he gets a lot of money on the backs of people, many of whom are vulnerable and obviously lack socisl skills and judgment.
What a detestable man!
Far worse behaviour than any guest. And he gets a lot of money on the backs of people, many of whom are vulnerable and obviously lack socisl skills and judgment.
What a detestable man!
I remember that a couple of years ago a high court judge described the Jeremy Kyle show as "human bear-baiting."
Well now I think it is even worse than that.
Kyle behaviour is incredibly nasty. What an odious man.
Well now I think it is even worse than that.
Kyle behaviour is incredibly nasty. What an odious man.
Watch Kyle's hair
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Bit poor that when JK throws the results at him its ok... yet when its thrown back at him the bodyguards are straight in
I think Mr Vile's behavior is just as bad as his guests at times, I wouldn't waste my leccy watching it to be honest.
I watched that one twas a corker....
The programme has become a self-parody.
Many of the items are obviously set up, and planned ahead by guests and producers.
I think some of the guests regard it as a badge of honour!
It stretches credibility too far, and is an insult to our intelligence.
It beggars belief to expect us to believe some of this stuff.
Many of the items are obviously set up, and planned ahead by guests and producers.
I think some of the guests regard it as a badge of honour!
It stretches credibility too far, and is an insult to our intelligence.
It beggars belief to expect us to believe some of this stuff.
`jeremy kyle bingo` score a point for every
those all important dna results
those all important lie detector results
why didnt you put something on the end of it
any sentence ending `my friend`
i`m just an old man
its called the jeremy kyle show
the youth of today
have you got a job?
those all important dna results
those all important lie detector results
why didnt you put something on the end of it
any sentence ending `my friend`
i`m just an old man
its called the jeremy kyle show
the youth of today
have you got a job?
That's dead right Clumsycat
You can almost predict everything he's going to say.
"Well, well, well"
Deja Vu gone mad.
You can almost predict everything he's going to say.
"Well, well, well"
Deja Vu gone mad.
Jeremy Kyle is the worst person on TV, bar none.
Why do the guests put up with it?
I presume they are advised that they will be verbally attacked, but then later Mr Kyle will put a gloss on it, and flip things over.
He gets worse. I expect the nasty man and his nasty producers have got away with so much that they now feel they can go even further.
He actually blatantly threatens and bullies people. "Come back here", "He'll have me to deal with", "I won't let her within a thousand miles of you."
He screams and bellows centimetres from their face.
"Sit down and shut up!"
He whips the audience into the state he requires for his needs. (He wants certain guests to get booed you see). Sometimes he plays 'good cop bad cop' and flips the whole situation so that the villian leaves to cheers.
A vile and obnoxious man.
I presume they are advised that they will be verbally attacked, but then later Mr Kyle will put a gloss on it, and flip things over.
He gets worse. I expect the nasty man and his nasty producers have got away with so much that they now feel they can go even further.
He actually blatantly threatens and bullies people. "Come back here", "He'll have me to deal with", "I won't let her within a thousand miles of you."
He screams and bellows centimetres from their face.
"Sit down and shut up!"
He whips the audience into the state he requires for his needs. (He wants certain guests to get booed you see). Sometimes he plays 'good cop bad cop' and flips the whole situation so that the villian leaves to cheers.
A vile and obnoxious man.
A young man has been thoroughly, humbled, humiliated and made to look weak.
And all because his girlfriend is massively insecure.
And another thing - what sort of a counsellor is Graham (the man Kyle describes as a genius.)?
He stands idly by while Kyle does his grossly offensive and disturbing behaviour. What sort of a therapist and counsellor would do that?
One who makes a lot of money and because a celebrity that's who.
And all because his girlfriend is massively insecure.
And another thing - what sort of a counsellor is Graham (the man Kyle describes as a genius.)?
He stands idly by while Kyle does his grossly offensive and disturbing behaviour. What sort of a therapist and counsellor would do that?
One who makes a lot of money and because a celebrity that's who.