'I've slept with your husband and I'm here to prove it.' And she hadn't! Where do they get these people from??
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Oh wow, nothing to do but apply to go on the show and get a free trip to london
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
I saw that. What a toe-rag she was and the husband she slept with.
Only 2* blimey thats slummimng it
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
Oh, ok then. Em, I married four different sheep and today they're here to confront me. You've got yerself a show there.
Cocoa you stole my boyfriend!! 
I say we go on JK to sort it all out!!
I say we go on JK to sort it all out!!
A bloke on there this morning, who has 27 children 
Mind you, give him his due, he has worked all his life and looked after them. So, at least we didn't have to pay for them.
Mind you, give him his due, he has worked all his life and looked after them. So, at least we didn't have to pay for them.
27?
Oh those lucky, lucky women
Oh those lucky, lucky women
quote:Originally posted by Pip*:
27?
Oh those lucky, lucky women
I'm not sure if they were with the same woman
quote:Originally posted by shirehorse:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
Oh, ok then. Em, I married four different sheep and today they're here to confront me. You've got yerself a show there.
.. I was thinking maybe four of us will say are all pregnant with twins at the same time for one guy ... We will want a paternity test because the guy is denying it... Mind you the guy already has 15 more baby mamas and 30kids Girl thats not dramatic enough... JK may not pick our story up we have to make our story dramatic and ridiculousquote:Originally posted by Pip*:
Cocoa you stole my boyfriend!!
I say we go on JK to sort it all out!!
Thats why they do it and some go back again two and three times they must be loadedquote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Girl thats not dramatic enough... JK may not pick our story up we have to make our story dramatic and ridiculousquote:Originally posted by Pip*:
Cocoa you stole my boyfriend!!
I say we go on JK to sort it all out!!
Yeah but did I mention that my boyfriend was a transexual vampire who also is a massive drug kingpin?
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:quote:Originally posted by shirehorse:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
Oh, ok then. Em, I married four different sheep and today they're here to confront me. You've got yerself a show there.
Oh, I'd go for that one. I could come on all attitude in a shell suit and baseball cap, and say to the audience 'you don't know what yer talking about/get me/innit!'
The guests must love it because some of them keep going back for more shows....quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
Only 2* blimey thats slummimng it
Yep... ÂĢ500 is no joke especially in this climatequote:Originally posted by Marguerita:Thats why they do it and some go back again two and three times they must be loadedquote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
...Yes sounds greatquote:Originally posted by Pip*:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Girl thats not dramatic enough... JK may not pick our story up we have to make our story dramatic and ridiculousquote:Originally posted by Pip*:
Cocoa you stole my boyfriend!!
I say we go on JK to sort it all out!!
Yeah but did I mention that my boyfriend was a transexual vampire who also is a massive drug kingpin?
... We can do this...Make sure you dont shower and brush your teeth for weeks, the researchers may suspect things if they smell soap or toothpaste...quote:Originally posted by shirehorse:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:quote:Originally posted by shirehorse:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
Oh, ok then. Em, I married four different sheep and today they're here to confront me. You've got yerself a show there.
Oh, I'd go for that one. I could come on all attitude in a shell suit and baseball cap, and say to the audience 'you don't know what yer talking about/get me/innit!'
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
Yes sounds great
Yeah, innit get me, you don't know me
...practising my heckle busters
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Yep... ÂĢ500 is no joke especially in this climatequote:Originally posted by Marguerita:Thats why they do it and some go back again two and three times they must be loadedquote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:
I hear they get to stay in a 2* hotel with free breakfast in the morning now that's really attractive.... I also hear they get paid ÂĢ500...
A couple of us here were thinking of making up a story to get our money and free food
I hope they're forced to spend the money on shampoo & dentistry