Eeeeesh how dare she!

PUT SUMMINK ON THE END OF IT!

Every time he says that, he is almost guaranteed a round of applause.

And why, when he goes to somebody in the audience, does he have to say "You're miked" or "You're not miked"?

Ahhhh my mum really wants to see last fridays episode because she knows some guests as they are parents of kids that go to her school but for some reason its not on itv catchup

Awww, Todays is really good, about kids with disabilities & illnesses....I have tears in my eyes I think they have been on the show before and he's seeing how they've got on....lovely....

Hi Devil,
Aww I bet i'ts emotional. Kids with dissabilities was only really brought home to me relatively recently. I've become friends with this couple, and it turns out they have an autistic child. It is all so terribly sad, their child needs 24/7 care - for the rest of her life . The side I see is one I'd never considered before - the effect on the parents. They get out once a week from 5pm till 9pm - which is when I see them. This is the only time they both have a social life. One time they could stay out until 10:00pm, as it ticked to 10 o'clock they both cheered. This was the first time in 8 years that they had been out later than 10:00pm. The strain on this lovely couple is intolerable - both physically and mentally. She has even turned to self-harm . After a large struggle with social services, they finally were granted 'respite' where for a couple of days, the child goes into residential care. This couple are twisted with guilt over this - it is a relief, but the guilt they feel is just as bad. I just feel so incredibly sorry for them. They are only in their mid-thirties . But for the grace of god.... (btw of course the plight of the child is clearly awful as well - i just wanted to share this new perspective that I have come to see )

Perones It is very emotional, and as you say such an emotional burden (if that's the right word to use) on the Parents. My OH was working at a house this year for 6 months and he grew very friendly with the couple who live there.  They have a disabled Son, he's only 3 and in a wheelchair, he was born unable to use his legs, so sad....and I can honestly say he is the most upbeat, happy child I have ever been lucky enough to meet.

God - I caught the fag-end of it today, and I wish I could have reached into the telly and thumped him.

Using those two little girls with Progeria (for what? laughs? look how compassionate I am?) was revolting. Especially when he made the pair of them stand together, just so he could say they looked "like twins".

Of COURSE they look alike, you sodding ignoramus - they have a genetic condition that CAUSES them to look like that.
Fecking IDIOT

Kyle (screaming loudly): "Sit back; sit back and relax; sit back and relax; SIT BACK"

I wouldn't have him telling me how I should sit. How dare he?
Many of them are probably nervous (being on telly and all that), so what an idiot he must be to scream "relax" at them.
He knows nothing.

Isn't it surprising that `a kick to the belly` seems to be a regular part of stories on the Kyle show?
He has become such a rude and obnoxious man. The whole thing has gone to his head.

We hear the pre-amble from one of the people in the relationship dispute.
Kyle ensures the audience are given a certain impression about the person waiting off-stage.
Then Kyle says: "Shall we get her out?"
At that point I wish the on-stage guest would reply "No! Leave her where she is."

I'm longing for the day someone passes the lie-detector and proves to their suspicious partner that they've not strayed, then says 'But if you think we're still together after this, you can get stuffed. If you don't trust me you can **** off!'.

Good one blondie.

I'm just watching the Jeremy on ITV2 and I'm speechless.  The first guests are twins who work in porn and escorting, with the fiance of one of them who wants her to change her career.  I really, really can't believe that there could be a man alive who could be so desperate to want to either sleep with one of these monsters or watch them in a film.  Surely an inflatable doll would be a more attractive option? or even a vacuum cleaner nozzle?    

Kyle is becoming more like his guests. He is absorbing some of their traits.
Some of their figures of speech now come out of his mouth. He is more rude than most of them, and he certainly shouts more than most of them.
What an odious man he is!

KYLE: "Look at me! Look at me!"
while in  the next breath saying "Don't tell me; tell her."
KYLE: "Who's Christine; what's she got to do with it? What's Christine got to do with anything; why is she here?"
Well presumably Mr Kyle, your team invited her! Obviously!

He doesn't say "Welcome to the show" - he always says "A big, big welcome to the show."  Every day the same old thing.
It's never the "lie detector results"  - it's always "the all important lie detector results."
He now, more than ever actually screams, shouts and bellows at people. Extremely rude and obnoxious.

Most of his guests say "basically" over and over.
"Look at me; look at me." Kyle yells.
He asks a question and on getting an answer says "Don't tell me tell her(him)."
And, most rude and stupid of all - he sits on the floor!

When there is a female offspring involved, less than 5% refer to her
as a "daughter".
The other 95% call her "daugh'er" (or is it daw'er, or dow'er?)


Why, these days are there lots of programmes with the same `guests` returning to be on a second time?
Because the Kyle show is running out of guests.
No, it's because they had such a laugh the first time, and they are such exhibitionists that all the protagonists agreed to do a second show. They love it so much.

What an appalling, rude man he is. Worse than any of his guests.
He has become more and more forceful, ill-mannered, aggressive and threatening.
Odious man! Amazingly he gets paid for it and makes money on the backs of the people he screams at.

i prefer steve wilkos