Hahahahahahahahahahahaha the battle axe that has just stormed on to the stage, when they kept showing her back stage, I thought it was the husband 
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You think they#d put a bit of dry shampoo on her hair before they let her onstage
What a spiteful and mean remark.. The lady looks like Jennifer Aniston to me. LOL! 
Seriously where DO they get these people?! 
I'd love to know where they find them, I really would. Mainly so I know to avoid going there.
I think they find them at stage school .You couldnt make it up.Not even a really bad Hollyoaks writer could!Look at the catch the 'best friends' have slept with Hubba hubba!
Hubba hubba!
YAY coming up next more skanks from the North East 
They are hardly ever from the south...unless its a really 'Green Army' type accent
I was laughing yesterday, at the Yorkshire girl who pronounced Mark as Mirk.
How could she not think he is her Dad, she's the absolute double of him.
Dont think hes said 'Put something on the end of it' yet....
Loathe that show and the Kyle he is the biggest skank of them all.
LOL. I have often noticed that they are almost always from the north or Nottingham. I wonder why? Also, the way Jezza repeats himself with the same phrases, just does my head in!
Put something on the end of it
Tell me - I don't know I'm just an old man
I've got three daughters
Get off my stage
Get a job
Well Well Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHH!
I have often noticed that they are almost always from the north or Nottingham. I wonder why? Also, the way Jezza repeats himself with the same phrases, just does my head in!Put something on the end of it
Tell me - I don't know I'm just an old man
I've got three daughters
Get off my stage
Get a job
Well Well Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHH!
Jezzas phrases add to the absurd comedy of it all!!!
Is this lass wearing slippers?
Actually I find the drugs ones quite sad..I always think 'There but for the grace of God' tbh.
Is this lass wearing slippers?
Actually I find the drugs ones quite sad..I always think 'There but for the grace of God' tbh.
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Dont think hes said 'Put something on the end of it' yet....
He did, he said it to the bloke who was going between (Man)dy and Michelle.
I'm always late to these discussions!
Anyway, I will still add my two pennies. I only watched the first dimella before turning on Radio 3 and having a snooze. I can't figure out why Michelle took the lying bastard back in the first place! It's not like he was Johnny Depp (who I would forgive ANYTHING)!
Anyway, I will still add my two pennies. I only watched the first dimella before turning on Radio 3 and having a snooze. I can't figure out why Michelle took the lying bastard back in the first place! It's not like he was Johnny Depp (who I would forgive ANYTHING)!
Theres always Jezza on ITV2 in 15 minutes
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Anyway, I will still add my two pennies. I only watched the first dimella before turning on Radio 3 and having a snooze. I can't figure out why Michelle took the lying bastard back in the first place! It's not like he was Johnny Depp (who I would forgive ANYTHING)!
Jeremy Kyle followed by Radio 3?! Reference:
Jeremy Kyle followed by Radio 3?!
I know, it is a bit odd! At my unit, each chair has it's own TV and we are given a set of earphones to listen to either the TV or radio. I usually watch Frasier and then Will and Grace while waiting for the tea trolly. If the trolly is late, I switch over to Jeremy Vile. After having my tea and biscuits and slice of toast, I switch off the telly and listen to radio 3 and try to relax.Daytime TV is totally rubbish!
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I know, it is a bit odd!
I bet you toggle your shower control from hot to cold and back in the dead of winter too!Reference:
I bet you toggle your shower control from hot to cold and back in the dead of winter too!
Oh no, I never do that! As my son says, if it's not the same temperature as the surface of the sun, I'm bloody freezing!
"I would walk through the night from Lands End to John o'Groats to see my child."
No, Mr Kyle you wouldn't.
Loathsome and obnoxious man, making a lot of money on the backs of his guests.
And the silly, sude man sits on the floor. Yes, he does - on the floor. Such affectation.
No, Mr Kyle you wouldn't.
Loathsome and obnoxious man, making a lot of money on the backs of his guests.
And the silly, sude man sits on the floor. Yes, he does - on the floor. Such affectation.
OMG!!!Bloke on now has slept with 2600 women and never made one pregnant....until this motormouth!!!!!!!!
2600?
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OMG!!!Bloke on now has slept with 2600 women and never made one pregnant....until this motormouth!!!!!!!!
Well not that he knows about.
Kyle: "Can I say something?"
Kyle: "Where I come from".
Kyle: "An old man like me".
All very silly things to say.
Kyle: "Where I come from".
Kyle: "An old man like me".
All very silly things to say.
Kyle: "Look at me! Look at me!"
When Kyle says "I want you to sit backstage with Graham...." I wish they would reply:
"I don't like Graham; isn't there anybody else?"
When Kyle says "I want you to sit backstage with Graham...." I wish they would reply:
"I don't like Graham; isn't there anybody else?"
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When Kyle says "I want you to sit backstage with Graham...." I wish they would reply: "I don't like Graham; isn't there anybody else?"
Or when he says 'Shut up this IS the Jeremy Kyle show' they replied, 'yes, but without us guests there would be no show'
i wish he would just die
I have never watched it, well not all of one, it's sometimes on at a relative's house. I preferred Jerry Springer *guffaw*!
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I preferred Jerry Springer *guffaw*!
Did you see "Jerry Springer, the Opera" when it was on telly a few years ago? It was bloody brilliant! I laughed so hard I was crying!Reference:
i wish he would just die
LOL!
Is he really that bad?
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i wish he would just die
What a horrible thing to wish upon a person - especially one that you don't know.Reference:
Reference:Rev. Dim Dale I preferred Jerry Springer *guffaw*! Did you see "Jerry Springer, the Opera" when it was on telly a few years ago? It was bloody brilliant! I laughed so hard I was crying!
How do you get the quote to reference the names please I have been trying to work it out for ages....
How do you get the quote to reference the names please I have been trying to work it out for ages....
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How do you get the quote to reference the names please I have been trying to work it out for ages....
Just click on the name and drag it over. You can also drag the avi over too.Reference:
Reference:Rev. Dim Dale How do you get the quote to reference the names please I have been trying to work it out for ages.... Just click on the name and drag it over. You can also drag the avi over too.
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Just click on the name and drag it over. You can also drag the avi over too.
ohhhhhhh
Thank You
pfft susiq... i do know him, i was the one on his show with bad teeth and unwashed hair...oh wait that aint helpful is it
Caught the very end of ITV2+1 today.The bloke on there was an absolute tosser.Grinned from ear to ear as his g/f told how he'd kicked her in the stomach when she was pregnant,held a knife to her throat,etc,cos she wanted 'money an' stuff'.(For his ten month old baby and the one she was carrying natch).
, got soon fed up of the trash so turned to Takeshi's Castle instead