Did you see trisha yesterday? I nearly peed at the girl who said she was a top 10 topless modehltrishaaa

Unfortunately, there's plenty out there

I think some of them actually enjoy coming back on the show for a second or third time.
I am not too convinced that what we get is what we see.
Just watched a wild tempered, screaming, screeching woman, struggling to cry but not succeeding, resulting in a mardy voice but no genuine emotion.
Amusingly throughout all this she remembered to fondle, stroke and flick her hair.
So the hair over-rode any distress.
It is mostly the same show each day with a different cast.
Kyle's script is the same.
He always gives a "big, big" welcome, speaks of the "all-important" lie detector results, refers to himself as an "old man", is guaranteed a round of applause for saying "put something on the end of it."  The same thing over and over.
The most annoying, rude and stupidly-affected thing he does is to sit on the floor.
An obnoxious man.
He now screams abuse louder than most of his guests.

I love the Jeremy Kyle    I also find him just a teensy bit attractive

   Growly, now steady on!

I can't stand him and to be honest he has been no angel in the past.  Another one who was great when he started on the radio years ago and now thinks that he is something really special.  I gave up watching even as a guilty pleasure ages ago.

Apparently, he will be hosting a post-election speshul, with all the non-winning leaders, to discuss forming a government.

Will he tell them it's his show???!

Growly, I concur

Apparently I know someone who is going to appear in coming months although through a friend of a friend of a friend etc

I am proper gutted and also I don't get the attractiveness

to be fair to growly she also lusts after the mccririck(sp)....so it's not fair to judge her!!!!!.........

Nice to see someone else with good taste

You know you want him too!      It's nice to see you Spongey-hope all is well with you

Essential late night viewing 

I remember an old thread we had on C4 forums where we all posted our embarassing crushes - I got pelters in that thread for mentioning Kyle

I remember your McCririck fixation on that Growly - I cannot concur on that one

Jeremy Yes McCririck yuk I never get that picture of him having a snack on the contents of his nose out of my head.. and the memory of him in his Y fronts aaaaargh

Kyle just told a couple of chaps that he wanted them "out of the city in 5 minutes".
It was both satisfying and silly watching Kyle being extremely abusive, while the 2 guys showed little reaction except a smile.
Lovely to see Kyle being ineffective.
A point:- Kyle always says when he opens the envelope that he has no idea what the results are. However he has just opened an envelope, read the results, and then said "I've been doing some digging". Then he showed a prepared clip which proved that the results were known in advance.
So as well as being obnoxious, he lies. (Sorry Growly and Miss S)

they were the most moronic, childish, chavtastic pair of idiots I've ever seen in my life....

Indeed they were stonks, but I was pleased that Kyle was doing his best to be rude, yet it didn't affect them. I bet Kyle was annoyed. 

With their mentality I doubt anything other than losing their dole would effect them and the thought of them 4 breeding horrifies me....
Though I did laugh when JK told them to get out of the city....

"Help me out" Kyle bellows at the top of his voice.
"Help me out" he screams and yells.
I would love to. Permanently.

If he yelled and bellowed at me, while sitting on the floor and pointing his finger and making threats (yes, threats) I'd, I'd, I'd....

He made me laugh today when that bloke failed the lie detector and stormed off the stage, Jeremy sat on the ground saying something like "If you were to come back out here, which you wont as that would mean yo growing a pair" then "Well you've got 30seconds, i'm not coming to get you what do you think this is big brother"

People must have a go back but i'm guessing they edit out the altercations where Jeremy comes off worst, either that or they only have thick people on the show to start with.

Some of the guests don't even know what Kyle goes on about.
When Kyle says  "A.N.Other" the guests often look blank.
When Kyle says "definitively" (which he does often) the guests look gormless and tentatively nod or shake their head.


Kyle gets more and more in-their-faces and offensive these days. Inches away, glaring them down and screaming. Much ruder than his guests.
And of course my major irritation - he sits on the floor. Such affectation and rudeness.

blimey, this is a blast from the past

He'll end up with piles soon

The man Kyle gets worse.
His rudeness, shouting and bad-manners are far worse than the people invited on the show.
"Sit up"
"Sit back"
"Don't slouch"
"Sit straight"
(says Kyle while sitting on the floor!)

"Look at me"
"Look at me!"
"Look at me"
"LOOK AT ME"

(The last thing I'd want to do on that stage is look at him.)

So true. Very dodgy programme.

3 guests. The dialogue went something like this:-
"Listen yea right"
"No you listen yea right"
"Let me tell you yeah right"
"Yeah right"
"Well he told me yea right"
I don't understand all the "yeah right" business.
How ridiculousa that Kyle sits on the floor!  And how rude!

I concur with Growly about the attractiveness thing. Although can you imagine spending the night with him? He'd never shut up

but at least you'd know he always put something on the end of it

or would he?

With four children, he clearly doesn't!

Well, well, well............   

This is an old thread


Brisket, you clearly don't like lovely Jeremy but you're still watching him so he must be doing something right

IMO if he wasn't sitting on the floor he'd be standing up frothing at the chops and spitting all over his guests whilst shouting at them. It's quite patronising the way he sits there.

Oh dear! Why oh why do I keep watching this obnoxious man.
I cannot stand him but I still watch occasionally.
His new series seems to be overstepping the mark to a greater degree trhan ever.
I have watched him with a group of guests who very clearly have low IQs.
Mocking them and humiliating them - especially as they obviously have low IQ - is sickening. Earning money on the backs of such people is close to the ethics of a Victorian freak show.