10.00pm: Jasmine and Lee are holding hands in bed like an old married couple
10.10pm: Ollie's talking about some of his more embarrassing moments on Made In Chelsea. There's been a few, it seems. Bless
10.16pm: The HMs are playing another round of Democracy. They're choosing Most Annoying Housemate. But who are they voting for? #bbuklive
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10.26pm: The two HMs voted most annoying have been sent to spend the night in the most annoying room in the world. Poor them
10.33pm: The two most annoying HMs have ESCAPED from the annoying room. Big Brother is very unimpressed indeed
10.51pm: One of the Most Annoying Housemates has been called to the Diary Room already. This looks like telling-off time
11.09pm: Linda: "I can't be two-faced." Jim: "You should try it, it'll open up a world of possibilities
11.15pm: Dappy is wearing Luisa's bright pink jumper and, you know what, it really suits him
11.27pm: Lee and Sam are chatting about the first 11 days. They agree there's been too many arguments for their liking
11.43pm: Casey has fooled Dappy with some seemingly genius mind-reading. But was she cheating? Of course she was
11.48pm: Jim and Casey have explained how the trick works to Dappy. They had to before Dappy's brain actually melted
12.09am: Dappy's had to throw cold water on his face to get his brain back in gear after the mind-reading trick
Day 11 task: Lionel and Luisa locked-up
Day 11 task: Lionel and Luisa locked-up
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If thereâs one thing guaranteed to upset our housemates, itâs taking their food and drink away. But Big Brother is a tough taskmaster, and did exactly that.
To win their food back, they were invited to sit on a futuristic game show set and answer a series of questions. Big Brother would, in each case, go with the majority decision. This started badly, with the housemates choosing tasteless slop over hot spicy curry.
Things went from bad to worse for Linda, who was voted Most Boring Housemate and punished by being covered in paint and told to watch it dry.
The bad news wasnât exclusively for Linda, however. Lee was told he was up for eviction, but that wasnât true. He wasnât impressed, either way. In between all this, the housemates had to vote for their dinner: Thai takeaway or pizza. They plumped for Thai, and the resulting meal was described by several housemates as the greatest meal ever. Not like celebrities to go in for such hyperbole...
Later in the evening, the housemates were asked to vote for the Most Annoying Housemates. The winners, or should that be losers, were Luisa and Lionel, who were sent to spend the night in The Most Annoying Room In The World. The chairs are too small, the tables are wobbly, and there are a disturbing number of alarm clocks.
There was, of course, a twist. This wasnât a democracy at all. The only housemateâs votes who were being counted were Jimâs. He knew this, but the others didnât and occasionally he had to throw them off the scent.
But that did at least explain why two people who had nominated him for eviction had been voted Most Annoying, and Jimâs arch-nemesis Linda had been voted Most Boring. It always makes sense eventually.
12.24am: In a show of solidarity for his imprisoned HMs, Dappy has offered to go to jail in their place. What a guy
12.31am: Guess what. Yep, Lee and Jasmine are in bed together, having a proper old smooch. What a surprise
12.35am: On the other side of the bedroom, Casey is quietly going to bed. This isn't awkward at all
12.40am: The HMs are enjoying a full-on Waltons-style "goodnight, Jim-Bob" round of goodnights. Touching
12.44am: Before going to bed, Dappy wants his mum to know that anything silly he did tonight was the wine's fault. Fair enough
12.53am: Ollie and Casey are sharing a bed, which just reminds us how similar their hair is
12.56am: Luisa's in the Diary Room, getting something off her chest. This time it's not the bra she flung over a camera earlier
1.05am: Lee and Jasmine update: still kissing. A lot
1.17am: Everyone's now asleep, even Lee and Jasmine. But be sure we'll update you immediately if that should change
1.48am: UPDATE: And the update is there is no update, everyone's still asleep. Sorry
Day 11 round-up: A democratic house
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We had a rather glum Jim on the morning of Day 11, when heawoke to find bare cupboards and an empty fridge. But before you go thinking there were some hungry cameramen in the night, it was actually part of this week's shopping task. In order to win back their food and a luxury budget to boot, the housemates had to form a democracy and vote on various scenarios, with the majority vote ruling.
The system favoured some more than others, with Dappy receiving a message from band mate Fazer, while Linda was treated to a face full of paint for being voted the most boring. But it was Lee who took the biggest blow, when he was told that he would face the public vote this week.
Of course, there's a twist. Lee isn't actually up for eviction. And there isn't such thing as a democracy. The decisions came down to Jim's vote and Jim's vote only â but ssh, the housemates don't know that. That's our little secret. You can get a full run-down of the task by clicking here.
So all in all, a pretty action-packed day. But as the Democracy task rumbles into Day 12, will the other housemates suss out Jim? And what will they have to sacrifice in return for a bit of luxury? Stick with us to find out.
Tonight on Celebrity Big Brother's Bit on the Side - Tuesday 14th January
55 mins ago
The Bit On The Side family is having a bit of a partial reunion tonight as some solid gold friends of the show gear up to enter the studio, ready to unleash their opinions.
Children's TV favourite, Dave Benson Phillips is in the building bringing fun and games along with him, no doubt. TV's Emma Kennedy is popping along, her normal-sized face well up for telling us what's what in terms of in-House action. We've also got entertainment hero Christopher Biggins along for the ride, with all the silliness and sauce that promises.
On top of all that, CBB royalty Dame Judi James is coming down to Borehamwood to analyse the housemates from every angle.
We're rolling out the red carpet â join us at 11pm on Channel 5 for the whole shebang!
8.07am: Housemates are fast asleep. They're so adorable when they're not talking
8.22am: Still no sign of wakefulness - apart from a sleep-roar from Jim
8.50am: It's a beautiful blue sky over @ElstreeStudios. HMs continue to sleep. Bonus fact: The bedroom is an absolute tip
9.13am: As we glance around the garden we notice the #BearBush is looking a bit unruly, topiary-wise. Tsk
9.22am: Lionel's on his feet in the Most Annoying Room In The World (#MARITW). We assume he's off to do a Lionel-leak.
9.30am: Wakey wakey! The lights are up and Dappy's head is in his hands. It's only light, Dappy. Don't fear the light!
9.53am: HMs doze though lights are up. They were woken at 6am and asked if they wanted a lie-in. They said 'yes' #bbuklive#NoSurpriseThere
10.10am: Studio lights can be a bit much first thing so Jim channels Liam G. #bbuklive#DaysMovingJustTooFastForJim
10.52am: Luisa complains that the task is probably rigged. "It's just my speculation" she says. Jim looks sheepish.
10.56am: The democracy klaxon has sounded - HMs take up their positions on the hub. Exciting times!
11.08am: Housemates have voted on which of their number should go to jail. Only Jim's vote counts. Guess who's getting locked up?
11.15am: Jim - "Maybe they'll let us do P.E. today." Ollie - "I'd rather just have one of those milkshakes." #priorities
11.34am: Jim's talking about portaloo mishaps. It's too early for that, surely? Memories of Jesse Pinkman are evoked..