3.43pm: Jim says that Jasmine has become a different person in the last few days. "Smiley.. quiet.. almost like she's in love!"

3.59pm: Casey and Luisa are having a cute moment on the sofa, bonding over Lee and Jasmine's decision to totally abandon them..

The Celebrity Big Brother 2014 housemates have been given their latest shopping task.

A large, round hub is set up in the Living Area containing a wireless voting keypad for each Housemate. Big Brother announces that over the next two days, Housemates will use these keypads to run their own Democracy and will control all aspects of life in the house through group votes. These votes are completely anonymous, and Housemates will be strictly told that they are not allowed to discuss with each other how they have voted. Sporadically, a siren will sound throughout the house giving the Housemates one minute to take their place at the voting pads. They are told that in order to pass this week’s shopping task they must vote on any dilemma presented to them, and abide by the outcome of their majority vote.

The votes which Housemates are making will include dilemmas which will affect their time living in the house; they must select which Housemate has the right attributes to complete the tasks. However, only Jim’s voting pad is actually working, and he will become the Decider, secretly controlling the outcome of the vote throughout the task. Jim is forbidden to share his secret role with any of his fellow Housemates at any point, and his role must remain concealed. At the end of the task, it will be revealed that one Housemate was secretly controlling all the votes and in one final vote, everyone must guess who this was. If Jim is discovered, he will fail the shopping task for the group. Remain hidden, and he’ll pass.

DAY 1 (MONDAY) Housemates will wake up to discover the large voting hub featuring a seat and voting keypad for each of them in the Living Area. The decisions on Day 1 will be:

- Would Housemates prefer to live on bland grey slop or hot spicy curry? As all food will be removed from the house prior to the task starting, Housemates will live only on tins of either slop or curry (depending on the vote result) which will be delivered to them every mealtime.

- Who is the Most Boring Housemate?The most boring Housemate, as decided by the democracy, will be getting a taste of their own medicine. A painter will enter the house and then tip a bucket of paint over the chosen Housemate. They must then stand still and watch the paint dry to understand what they have been putting the viewers through. They are not allowed to move or communicate with any of their fellow Housemates until the paint is dry.

- Which Housemate deserves a reminder from home? The chosen Housemate will be given a reminder from home in the Diary Room.

- Would Housemates rather give up cigarettes or beauty products?All the chosen products must be placed in a bucket and will be immediately removed from the house.

- Who would Housemates like to nominate? The results of the week’s nominations will have already been revealed to the house, but they will now be given a chance to add one to their number. The nominated Housemate will not really face the public vote – but until the end of the task they will believe that they have been put up by their fellow Housemates.

- Who are the two most Annoying Housemates? Two Housemates will be voted as the two most annoying Housemates. They will get a taste of their own medicine, spending the rest of the night in the Most Annoying Room in the World. The Most Annoying Room in the World is located in the Large Task Room and includes the following:

· An insanely uncomfortable bed for two, a wall of alarm clocks which go off sporadically, a giant hand that runs nails down a blackboard

· Chairs which are impossible to sit on due to being wonky or far too small

· Laky pipes which squirt water

· A phone which is plagued by prank calls

· A locked lunchbox which is complete with huge bunch of keys and when they opened it
reveals content is vacuumed packed Housemates only have useless kids’ scissors to open the packaging.

· A giant locked cage full of luxury items including a comfy bed. The key is on the
opposite wall on a heavy knotted chain which can be undone (with great difficulty) – only to discover it’s a couple of inches too short and the key still won’t reach the lock.


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4.19pm: The housemates are now singing more often than they're talking. Get some mics in the house and record a single!

4.39pm: Lee and Jasmine have practically moved up into the treehouse. They're napping under a duvet.

Lionel and Luisa blaming Jim  

5.15pm: Jim is pretending to fish in the pool. It's comical stuff.

Day 11: Task - Bans and messages

5.30pm: It's decision time again! The HMs have to nominate another person for eviction. Or so they think... 

5.35pm: The democracy picked Lee to face the public vote. Luckily for him it's all a big fat lie.

5.54pm: Sam and Ollie are snuggling on the sofa.

6.20pm: "There's disrespect going on in this House" Lee moans.

Thanks Scotty 

I can cover 

6.35pm: Lee and Jasmine and having their millionth heart-to-heart of the day. Get a room, guys. Hold on, actually don't.

Thanks MrsH 

Catch you later 

6.45pm: The HMs have been called together for a futuristic game show to win their dinner. Game faces very much on

6.54pm: Having successfully negotiated a Thai dinner for tonight, Dappy's now wearing his 500th hat of the series

7.07pm: Lionel's favourite cocktail is a cosmo or a pina colada - just in case you were wondering.

7.10pm: Dappy mentions his famous cousin. "Who's Tulisa?" asks Jim. Well..

7.16pm: Lee chokes on his drink and splurts it everywhere. "That's so funny, I can't stop laughing" says Sam, sympathetically

7.20pm: Jasmine refers to "laundry detergent". Dappy corrects her: "Washing powder, babe." When in Rome, etc

Someone tell Cos to run for the hills! 

7.27pm: Ollie just asked Sam's permission to get changed for dinner. They're like an old married couple already

7.36pm: Lee is carrying Jasmine around the bedroom. The boy's persistent if nothing else.

7.41pm: The HMs are already deciding the first thing they'll do when they leave the House. It's still only Day 11, guys!

7.52pm: The girls are talking about musicals, Ollie's washing up and Lee... yes, Lee's cuddling Jasmine AGAIN

Is that Ollie we spy, causing waterworks in the kitchen? #CBB

8.02pm: Having been reminded that Jasmine's surname is Waltz, Ollie has started waltzing her around the kitchen. Twinkletoes

8.09pm: Linda asks Casey if she thinks she'll get work because she was on CBB. "Definitely" she says. "Well, I hope so."

8.15pm: Liz says her boyfriend's son is beautiful. "He's got a six-pack" she adds. Liz!!

8.25pm: Jasmine is talking about celebs who deliberately do crazy things to make sure they get their photo taken. Hmm.

8.30pm: Having run out of housemates to lure into a foxtrot, Lionel's dancing with the polar bear. The bear's having none of it

8.33pm: The food and drink has arrived and the HMs literally burst into life. Celebs really must be fed and watered at all times

8.41pm: A contented silence has descended upon the House as they tuck in to dinner. Anyone would think they were hungry

8.55pm: Right guys, it's 5 minutes until showtime. Celebrity Big Brother, Channel 5, 9pm. See you there