10:52am. Jasmine & Lee just had a pretty significant kiss under the duvet. Now she and Luisa teasing Lee for his accent. Mean!
11.03pm: Luisa has found some old teabags and made "economical" black tea. Ollie's game, the others less so.. Would you drink it?
11.08pm: Ollie's suggesting food alternatives: "Theoretically, my face masks ARE natural.."
Day 11: Task - Democracy
11 mins ago
Today, the housemates awoke to discover that all the food and drink in the house had been removed, and that a large, shiny device with eleven seats had appeared in the living room. Most were surprised and intrigued; Jim went back to bed and drank a beer that he had found next to his bed.
Of course, the device and the food - or lack of it - are both tied in to today's shopping task. Today, the house will be a democracy; at each stage of the task, Big Brother will present the housemates with a question that they can vote on anonymously.
For example, the first question posed was "Would Housemates prefer to live on bland grey slop or hot spicy curry?" After a vote, the housemates opted for the slop - much to the annoyance of some of the group - and so they'll be living off it for the rest of the day. Ollie deemed it "edible," though Sam thinks it needs a little sugar.
Stay posted to see how this develops; we predict plenty of twists and turns ahead
11.17pm: Sam has described the slop as "minging porridge." Ollie says it has the "je ne sais quoi of old foot"
11.28am: Dappy and Lionel are discussing the slop. Dappy thinks it might be made of goat's unmentionables. We certainly hope not..
The food and drinks have all been removed from the house, and there's a weird device in the middle of the living room.
Nothing to see here! Just a friendly bedtime natter.
Though Casey *is* stroking Ollie's arm...
Jim insists he saw Lionel's nomination coming, yet it's the only nomination that upset him.
Tell it like it is Jim.
Jim, you surprise us...
Celebrity Big Brother 2014 contestants prove too raunchy for telly
Posted January 13, 2014 09:37 by Josh Darvill
The Celebrity Big Brother 2014 housemates are proving to be a headache for telly producers.
Last night we saw the group take part in a kinky task that saw half of them dress up in PVC outfits before acting out life in a seedy strip club.
The housemates had been split up into two rooms, one with a U certificate and one with an 18 certificate. The two groups each had to provide content for us viewers that met their roomâs rating.
U certificate room housemates â Dappy, Casey, Jim, Linda and Liz â were all dressed in clown type outfits, with character âMr Monkeyâ making an appearance. The task included Dappy
singing âwhen youâre happy and you know itâ and Mr Monkey cream pie-ing throwing a cream pie at Casey.
18 certificate room housemates â Jasmine, Lee, Ollie, Luisa, Lionel and Sam â meanwhile proved to be too hot for TV.
While we saw the group pole dance, strip and make plenty of sexual innuendo, things got a little out of hand.
According to the Daily Star newspaper, Channel 5 were unable to show some of the highlights even after the 9PM watershed in last nightâs show.
They (apparently) included Blue singer Leeâs pleas for gay sex, Luisaâs mimed sex act with Lee and boasts of having oral sex with Lionel as well as another âlesbian sex sceneâ between Luisa and Jasmine.
Dressed in little more than a pair of black PVC pants for most of the task, Lee declared: âThis is the most f***ed-up thing Iâve ever done.â
Jasmine added: âWe really went for it! But I was just acting.â
But some viewers have hit out at Channel 5 for the task, claiming it was just a cheap stunt for ratings and hitting out at the housemates for going along with it.
Celebrity Big Brother 2014 airs nightly on Channel 5.
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11.55am: The HMs are back on the "console hub" to vote on the next stage of the task. For some reason, Ollie is in his pants
12.14pm: Dappy is dancing and shadowboxing in the gym. Clearly he's trying to fill Evander's shoes.
My Twitter feed was so full of speculation yesterday, with people claiming that last night was going to be the most sexually explicitCelebrity Big Brother ever, that I didn't know if I was excited or not... Big Brother certainly did shock viewers with the housemates' latest task, and I'm really not sure who would have thought up such a challenge. It was only suitable for people aged 18 and over and I was left feeling shocked and stunned.
Half the house - Lionel Blair, Sam Faiers, Ollie Locke, Lee Ryan, Jasmine Waltz and Luisa Zissman - got dressed up in raunchy black PVC bondage underwear before being locked in an 18 rated room. While dressed in S&M black latex pants, dresses, collars and whips, the wild celebrities performed pole dances (which Jasmine seemed very capable of) and basically act as if they were in a porn film. It was extremely explicit to say the least. I understand the group had to keep their antics at a Certificate Rating of 18, but outrageous threesome Lee, Jasmine and Luisa took it to another level! It was embarrassing to watch and a bit of a train wreck. What is Lee doing?
Just when things were getting way too sexual, the cameras switched to the U rated group, who were dressed ready to entertain at a child's birthday party. Dappy (who I'm sure was gutted he wasn't in the 18 room), Jim Davidson, Linda Nolan, Casey Batchelor and Liz Jones were all picked to behave in a less sordid way, but if I'm honest, it still had a real sexual undertone which left me feeling equally as uncomfortable.
The U rated group were introduced to Mr Monkey - Big Brother's giant monkey - and Dappy had to sing 'If You're Happy And You Know It'. It was actually funny, as was Casey getting a cream pie in her face thanks to Mr Monkey. All in all though, I actually found this task seriously gross.
The U rated group were introduced to Mr Monkey - Big Brother's giant monkey - and Dappy had to sing 'If You're Happy And You Know It'. It was actually funny, as was Casey getting a cream pie in her face thanks to Mr Monkey. All in all though, I actually found this task seriously gross.
Thankfully, not all of the episode was like a porn film. Our TOWIE girl Sam has been pretty quiet, so it was nice that she was set a secret task. She had to tell somebody that she fancied them and then lose her temper with another housemate - which opened up a can if worms!!!
First, Sam confessed to Ollie that she 'fancied' him. He admitted that he fancied her too. Oops!
Sam then decided to lose her temper with Luisa and Jasmine and accused them of talking about her behind her back. The girls were so shocked and couldn't believe Sam's claims. They just kept repeating how much they like Sam, who stormed back to the Diary Room leaving chaos behind her.
First, Sam confessed to Ollie that she 'fancied' him. He admitted that he fancied her too. Oops!
Sam then decided to lose her temper with Luisa and Jasmine and accused them of talking about her behind her back. The girls were so shocked and couldn't believe Sam's claims. They just kept repeating how much they like Sam, who stormed back to the Diary Room leaving chaos behind her.
Jasmine and Casey, who have shocked me by remaining friends throughout this whole Lee thing, then started screaming at each other. Thanks to the secret task, Jasmine thought Casey had been telling Sam that she and Luisa had been talking about her behind her back. During their argument, Casey stood her ground but they were both yelling. Sam then returned from the Diary Room bearing gifts after being rewarded for winning her secret task! It was funny, and poor Ollie went straight to Big Brother to say how silly he felt. Poor Ollie!
Secretly, I really hope Sam does fancy Ollie, as they could be our next Katie Price and Peter Andre - they'd be so cute together!!!
Secretly, I really hope Sam does fancy Ollie, as they could be our next Katie Price and Peter Andre - they'd be so cute together!!!
Meanwhile, the housemates also received photos of their loved ones. Luisa cried with just one look at her cute daughter and Dappy clearly felt bad. He said sorry for the comments he had made about Luisa's mothering skills. Awwwww.
Finally, as a reward for their task, the housemates were given music, food and drink. Everyone enjoyed it except for Jim, who is getting increasingly p*ssed off at the girls' volume level. When the music came on and the dancing started he almost ran to the garden.
Finally, as a reward for their task, the housemates were given music, food and drink. Everyone enjoyed it except for Jim, who is getting increasingly p*ssed off at the girls' volume level. When the music came on and the dancing started he almost ran to the garden.
12.35pm: Luisa's trying to think of the word for sticking together. She says "solidaritry." No one knows. Psst: it's "solidarity"
Day 11: Task - Ever wondered what it's like to watch paint dry?
14 mins ago
After some brave attempts to eat the "bland grey slop" - described by Sam as "minging porridge" and Ollie as having the "je ne sais quoi of old foot" - the housemates were called back to the hub to vote on the next question. Much to their combined horror and delight, the question was "Who is the Most Boring Housemate?"
After a round of voting, Linda was announced as the unfortunate "winner." Her prize: to have a bucket of paint poured over her head and then stand in front of a mirror and watch it dry, to emulate the experience that she's allegedly been forcing viewers to endure.
Do you agree with the democratic decision of the housemates? Is watching Linda really as bad as all that?
1.02pm: Jim and Lionel are having a chat on the sofas. Following last night's nominations, things are a lot more frosty than usual
Linda's currently stuck watching paint dry. How's that going for you, Linda? Oh. Um. Good. *whispers* Help us
1.13pm: Linda's just discovered precisely how long it takes paint to dry: ages. Ages and ages. But now, she's finally free
Afternoon 
Thanks MrsH 
I`m freeee 
1.26pm: A towel has been discovered with a suspicious and unpleasant stain on it. An investigation is under way.. lovely.
Originally Posted by Dundee Dynamite (Scotty):
Afternoon
Thanks MrsH
I`m freeee
thanks Scotty
riveting stuff today
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Dundee Dynamite (Scotty):
Afternoon
Thanks MrsH
I`m freeee
thanks Scotty
riveting stuff today
1.44pm: The HMs have just voted on the next part of the task - stay tuned for more details.
NEWSFLASH Jim Davidson now 2nd (Joint) Favourite to win CBB
Liz Jones or Luisa Zissman Bookies Fav for NEXT Eviction this Wednesday!
2.05pm: Linda is relating the harrowing tale of watching paint dry. Thanks to the paint on her goggles, she was also in the dark..
Originally Posted by Dundee Dynamite (Scotty):
they took a big gamble there - just as well for them he survived the ordeal - was enough to give an even younger man a heart attack 
2.22pm: The HMs are getting excited whle talking about fast food. "Is anyone secretly lactating?" asks Ollie
2.37pm: Lee and Jasmine are alone in the treehouse, but they aren't kissing. Lee says he wants a moustache. Maybe that's why?
Cheers for the updates .
I am hanging on ...just. I will not have any choice but to turn off if CBB continues down the route it went last night. I have debated with myself all morning and I will wait and see what happens over the next day or two on the HL show .
I can cover later .
3.09pm: Lee & Jasmine were kissing in the treehouse, until something made Jasmine do THIS. But what?
Day 11: Nomination results - voting lines open
1 hour ago
SPOILERS: Last night, in a cruel twist of Big-Brother-dictated fate, the housemates were forced to give their eviction nominations in the living room as their fellow celebrities watched.
There were some shocks and upsets; Lionel nominated for Jim, again, and Liz nominated Jasmine just for being too pretty.
Once all the nominations were in, it was revealed that the housemates up for eviction are:
LIZ
JIM
JASMINE
LUISA
The lines for voting are now open: head over to http://www.channel5.com/bbvote for the number to call, and make sure your favourite housemate stays in!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Cheers for the updates .
I am hanging on ...just. I will not have any choice but to turn off if CBB continues down the route it went last night. I have debated with myself all morning and I will wait and see what happens over the next day or two on the HL show .
I can cover later .
It`s all a bit seedy erin but I hope you stick with it. Wouldn`t want to lose you. 
Catch you later
