12.35pm: "Let me just get my toast. Then you can wax me" - Luisa. "OWWWWEEEEEE!!!" - Ollie, getting his foot waxed by Sam.
12.53pm: Liz is braiding her hair on the sofas. Jim is watching. No words are being exchanged. Quite awkward
Today @holyfield will be joining us for a live Q&A chat.
Later this afternoon Evander will be be joining us in the BBi for a Facebook Q&A. Get your thinking caps on and be sure to post your questions as comments underneath the post that will appear later.
1.07pm: Jim and Lionel are having a wander in the garden. Predictably, there has been some dancing.
1.29pm: Lee and Ollie are comparing beauty regimes. Apparently Lee uses face caviar. Oooo get him
2.03pm: Lunch is well underway - except for Jasmine, who's still finishing off her makeup, and Sam, who's in the Diary Room.
later
Thanks erin and MrsH
2.20pm: Linda's singing at the table. Dappy's a big fan of the lyrics.
2.45 Lee and Jasmine are eating lunch together. Is it a date? Maybe..
3.10pm: Lionel's leading another synchronized dance lesson. It's complicated, but Sam and Jasmine are keeping up.
3.25pm: Casey & Lee are having a chat in the kitchen. Lee wants to cover "When I Fall in Love." You've got to love his ambition..
Day 9: Task - Sam's constructed scenes
This morning, Sam asked the other housemates when it'd be her time to perform a task. Well, be careful what you wish for, because today's task is a Sam-only affair - and it'll put her experience in scripted reality TV to the test.
Without giving the game away to her housemates, Sam will have to create some "The Only Way Is Essex"-style constructed reality scenes. First, she'll have to give Liz some fashion advice. Then, she's going to have to lose her temper - to the extent that she'll have to burst into tears. And finally, most juicily of all, she'll have to declare her love for another housemate..
Who do you think she'll pick?
3.44pm: Ollie, Sam and Jim have moved to the treehouse. Jim has told Sam that she's his new favourite - Casey's fuming, naturally.
are you ok in here scotty or do you have things to do ?
3.58pm: Under Sam's instruction, Lionel is twerking. WE REPEAT: LIONEL IS TWERKING.
are you ok in here scotty or do you have things to do ?
I`ll be cooking dinner in a couple of hours but I`m fine for now thanks MrsH.
Thanks so much for these updates Scotty
So Sam might finally get some airtime!
are you ok in here scotty or do you have things to do ?
I`ll be cooking dinner in a couple of hours but I`m fine for now thanks MrsH.
I will be back as soon as I have fed the guys
if you have gone I will catch up here
4.23pm: Lee is chatting to Linda about his favourite subject: Jasmine.
Thanks so much for these updates Scotty
So Sam might finally get some airtime!
YW Rog
There`s been a running joke over on DS that Sam has been doing shifts at Tesco
are you ok in here scotty or do you have things to do ?
I`ll be cooking dinner in a couple of hours but I`m fine for now thanks MrsH.
I will be back as soon as I have fed the guys
if you have gone I will catch up here
Okay dokay
4.40pm: Luisa is calling for "Jazzy Pants" - is she looking for Jasmine, or something from her suitcase?
Twerk it @thelionelblair #CBB
4.58pm: Jasmine and Lee are having a deep and meaningful conversation in the kitchen.
5.17pm: Jim's nodded off with a finger in his ear. Maybe he's receiving extraterrestrial instruction from Sirius or somewhere.
Thanks so much for these updates Scotty
So Sam might finally get some airtime!
YW Rog
There`s been a running joke over on DS that Sam has been doing shifts at Tesco
thats brilliant!
5.31pm: Ollie is having a good root through Sam's hair. Is this flirting?
5.36pm: Ollie is explaining marmalade to Jasmine. It's "orangey and not as sweet as honey," in case you were wondering.
From this morning....
In true celeb style, Lee is wearing sunglasses whilst he makes his sausage butty. Too cool for school. #CBB
I will be back as soon as I have fed the guys
if you have gone I will catch up here
Okay dokay
Thanks Scotty I can take over - your dinner awaits
5.50pm: Lee and Luisa make patties, their hands a mess of ingredients. Let's hope they clear up after themselves, eh? #bbuklive #muckypups
I will be back as soon as I have fed the guys
if you have gone I will catch up here
Okay dokay
Thanks Scotty I can take over - your dinner awaits
Thanks MrsH
Day 9: Task - Sam acts up
Sam's task promised plenty of awkward moments, and it didn't disappoint.
Things started innocuously enough when she suggested to Liz that she give her an Essex makeover as part of her Constructed Scenes task. Liz was pretty much okay with the idea, so Sam breezed through that part.
Next up was act two, in which Sam was expected to start a ruckus by implying she'd learned she'd been spoken about. Letting Luisa and Jasmine know that she'd heard about their probably fictional back-stabbing. This caused something of a storm, with Casey ultimately lined up as the probably source of any skulduggery.
There was also a tender but entirely made up moment where Sam declared her love for Ollie in the tree house. When she told Ollie she fancied him, he asked "Did Big Brother tell you to tell me this?" - clearly wise to the shenanigans.
Thankfully the truth outed eventually. With all those lies permeating the House, if they'd been allowed to settle, it might've caused one heck of a hullabaloo...
Cheers for the updates Scotty/MrsH
I will cover the late shift.
Cheers for the updates Scotty/MrsH
I will cover the late shift.
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6.06pm: Casey is demonstrating what a great spectator sport cooking can be
6.13pm: It's task time and housemates have been divided into two competing teams.
6.23pm: Lee is doing push ups in PVC pants. This is part of the task