8.00am: Greeting earthlings!
8.17am: Is there a wounded warthog in the bedroom? Or is that just some serious snoring we can hear? Zzzz
8.39am: Liz, Lee, Luisa, Jasmine and Jim are all blissfully sleeping in the UFO. We never thought we'd say that
8.53am: A bit of tossing and turning, but other than that we have 12 sleeping housemates
9.07am: Lee and Jasmine look very cosy under their thermal duvet. Very cosy indeed
9.23am: Was that a little morning smooch we just witnessed? We think it was
9.35am: The lights are on. Rise and shine sleepyheads.
9.51am: Jim and Luisa are gossiping about Linda in the UFO
10.05am: Lionel is going to have tomatoes on toast for breakfast, in case you were wondering
10.28am: Ollie, Casey and Sam are enjoying a cuppa in bed whilst Evander tells them a story. Aww
10.49am: Jim is morosely singing in the UFO. Cheer up, Jim - you're only abducted by aliens once in your life
11.06am: Dappy and Evander are being real with each other.
11.20am: We spy with our beady eyes, something beginning with 'A'
11.37am: It was an alien, of course!
11.52am: Casey is having tomatoes on toast as well. It's all happening.
12.07pm: "When I hear Big Brother, I always think it's Lionel" says Sam. They do have similar dulcet tones.
12.19pm: What's Jim up to?
*Alert, alert* It's an alien invasion! It's every man, woman and celebrity for themselves!
After a day of testing the celebrities in the UFO, the aliens (Jim and Luisa) have entered the House in search of some vital data. With the help of telepathic devices â that's an earpiece to us earthlings - they must steal a number of celebrity possessions without being detected by the other housemates.
But what the aliens don't know is that Big Brother has already warned the housemates about the invasion. They've been instructed to keep the aliens distracted while Dappy and a housemate of his choice sneak into the UFO and take down the mainframe.
Their first task is to destroy the alien eggs hanging on the ceiling of the craft â a simple task, but believe us when we say alien goo does not smell good.
Once they've completed this mission, they must take down the mainframe by answering security questions based on facts about the housemates. The duo should answer wisely however, as every time they give an incorrect answer, the abducted housemates â Jasmine, Lee and Liz â will receive an electric shock.
If the code is cracked in time, the alien mainframe will be destroyed and the Housemates will win this week's luxury shopping budget.
12:35 Jim is still rocking the 'futuristic Wee Willie Winkie' look
12.46pm: Evander has been holding court with Linda in the bedroom for what seems like a decade
1.02pm: Former shackled BFFs, Lionel and Ollie, are having a chinwag with BB with in the Diary Room
1.17pm: "I just want us all to be together again" says Casey. Or maybe she wants to see one person in particular
1.30pm: Luisa and Casey are dissecting Lee's love intentions. They may be there a while
Dappy warned by CBB for calling gay people âbentâ
Posted on January 7 2014 at 12:57pm by Matt Scott
According to The Daily Star, Dappyâs remark came when Jasmine Waltz asked him if heâd ever sucked his own penis, with the 26-year-old replying: âDo I look bent?â
Shortly afterwards, Big Brother hauled Dappy to the Diary Room to remind him of the showâs rules regarding offensive language. Upon his return to the house, he is said to have told the other housemates that this was the third time heâd had a ticking off for his choice of words.
It is currently unclear whether this incident will be broadcast in the highlights shows.
Dappyâs warning came two days after Evander Holyfield was cautioned for saying that homosexuality is a âchoiceâ and comparing it to being handicapped.
Media regulator Ofcom has confirmed that they have recieved complaints over Evanderâs comments, but pointed out that they have not yet launched an investigation.
In a statement, a spokesperson for Channel 5 said: âFollowing Evander Holyfieldâs comments about his personal views of homosexuality, Big Brother spoke to him in the diary room.
âEvander was told that his views werenât shared by a large section of society and that expressing those views and the language he used could be seen as extremely offensive to many people. He was warned to think carefully about repeating them. Evander understood and accepted this.
âThe producers of Big Brother will continue to monitor this and will take further appropriate action should a similar matter arise again.â
Dappy and Evander are both currently facing the public vote for the âBolt Holeâ twist, with one pair of housemates set to move to the secret room in tomorrow nightâs live show.
Read more: http://www.bbspy.co.uk/cbb13/n...k-bent#ixzz2piiL2JwL
1.46pm: Dappy and Lionel just did a line dance. Oh yes they did. Magical
1.50pm: Evander is showing Ollie how to box. What a match that would be
Celebrity Big Brother 2014 housemate Dappy has been given a telling off by Big Brother.
Itâs the third time that the N-Dubz star has been hauled into the Diary Room to be warned about his language.
His latest incident involved Jasmine Waltz, who asked the rapper if he had ever tried to suck his own penis, with Dappy replying: âDo I look bent?â
In the Diary Room, Big Brother âremindedâ Dappy of the rules regarding causing offense and how some viewers might have found his choice of words offensive.
It follows fellow housemate Evander Holyfield being issued with a warning over his comments about homosexuality.
In a chat with Luisa Zissman, the former Heavyweight boxer seemed to suggest that being gay was ânot normalâ and could be fixed, comparing it to a disability.
His son Ewin last night defended his day over the comments.
âMy dad
is the most loving and caring person you will ever meet,â he told TMZ. âHe treats everyone like a human beingâĶ even if they are homosexual.
âMy dad feels that being gay is a choiceâĶ and naturally thatâs how things work. You cannot procreate and make a baby with two women, or two men.
âBut at the same time, my dad is not going to judge someone for their sexual orientation.â
Meanwhile, Bit On The Side host Rylan Clark found himself in hot water with Channel 5 bosses after tweeting about the incident.
He wrote online yesterday: âWhat Evander just said was disgusting.â
But Rylan removed the message after being told by producers that he needed to remain impartial.
Celebrity Big Brother 2014 airs nightly on Channel 5.
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2.13pm: Luisa is cooking up a storm in the kitchen. Pasta and sauce to be precise
I sat shocked when Lee told Casey " his balls hurt". I mean, it's gross. They don't even know each other. Casey telling Lee to go to the loo (so he could stop his balls hurting, I imagine) was awful to watch.
2.26pm: Liz is alone in the UFO with a very flirty Jasmine and Lee
2.43pm: Jim's just casually lounging in his silver romper suit and night hat
Looking for a way to beat your January blues? Good, 'cause we've got the perfect remedy â a big dose of celebrity-filled chat with an Emma Willis chaser.
Providing the tonic tonight, we have Xtra Factor presenter and comedian Matt Richardson, former Apprentice star and social commentator Katie Hopkins and ex-CBB housemate Abz Love. A perfect pick-me-up for a gloomy Tuesday evening.
So make sure to join us tonight at 11pm on Channel 5.
Mrs H I tried to post on the last page but the gif is blocking the submit reply button, so that's why I using this post to reply.
I can heLp later around5/ 6pm.
Looks like a lot of people are finding it cringey to watch.
Thanks for the updates 
Mrs H I tried to post on the last page but the gif is blocking the submit reply button, so that's why I using this post to reply.
I can heLp later around5/ 6pm.
ok thanks erin
3.06pm: Dappy wants to play a 'little game'. We're intrigued to see what it is
3.11pm: Oh it's just a word association game. Not as exciting as we thought
3.28pm: Meanwhile in the UFO
3.28pm: Meanwhile in the UFO
Spot the difference 
3.44pm: Dappy and Evander are attempting to bring down the UFO's mainframe to win a luxury shopping budget
3.52pm: Oh the things you'll do to avoid chickpeas, right Dappy?
4.18pm: Dappy is pleased with his performance, but did they do enough to win the task? They'll have to wait to find out
BIAB - dinner to prep
Testing
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