12.32pm: One thing Evander says he's noticed about women: "They say they like each other when they don't really like each other"
12.45pm: Sam: "I want Liz and Lee to come back". Dappy: "They're probably being operated on by now"
1.08pm: Holyfield's still talking. He's not stopped. He's mentioned his momma at least eleventy times.
1.20pm: Ollie and Sam are talking favourite sitcoms. The Big Bang Theory is one they love. How's their taste in TV chuckles?
1.33pm: The majority of HMs are munching lunch whilst Liz and Lee sip water on the floor of the UFO. The earthlings are suffering.
1.48pm: There's so much order in the House it's like a different show. All HMs are tidying and cleaning after lunch.
2.04pm: Casey says "Hell, no! H2O!"... Ollie looks baffled. "Do you think you're in American high school or something?"
Bye the noo
Cheers Scotty ,later.
I can do an hour.
2.07pm: Lionel's having issues explaining the next part of the task to HMs. The aliens are testing his memory. Doesn't bode well
2.22pm: Two different reactions to alien incarceration. Liz is meditating cross-legged. Lee's sprawled on his belly on the floor
2.33pm: Liz explains why Blurred Lines might be sexist - the line 'you know you want it'. Lee: "But loads of girls DO want it
3.10pm: Jasmine and Luisa are chuckling together - they're thick as thieves today
Later peeps
Thanks for the updates
I wonder how long it will be before Rylans boyfriend makes an appearance on the panel
Thanks Ladies
3.30pm: Lee's asking Liz about when she interviewed Justin Bieber. She says he was a bit rude
3.44pm: Ollie's complimenting Jim on his pragmatism as he rustles up a food experiment from scant supplies
Cracking Celebrity Big Brother: Advice from former housemates
We love it when former celebrity housemates come back to visit. When they do, they're always eager to impart advice on how to get through three weeks in the most intense televisual environment going. Having been through the highs and lows of the CBB experience, we tapped up three of our ex-HMs to grab some nuggets of advice from inside their minds.
If the current batch are lucky, we might even pass it on.
Neighbours superstar and all round good egg, Ryan Moloney(Toadfish) had this to say on what skills count in the CBB House:
"A great sense of humour and a willingness to give things a go. And not snoring like Razor would help!"
...not that Ryan's sense of humour was intact when he lost his letter from home. But we'll let him off â it was an emotional time.
Mega-model and outspoken ex-housemate Sophie Andertonpassed on this advice:
"Don't take anything in the house too seriously. It's a confined environment, so take everything that happens and everything people say in your stride. It might be a reality show but it's not reality!"
If only she could have told herself that when she found herself sparring with Danielle Marr...
Then there's Mario Falcone. The TOWIE hero gave us this insight:
"My advice to the new housemates would be to mingle with everyone in the house and not go off in a small group. If your small group gets evicted you seclude yourself! Enjoy the experience and make the most if it. It's a one off!"
Even though Mario got a wee bit cliquey with Carol, Charlotte and Louie, he makes a good point (even if he didn't stick to it himself).
Thanks for the CBB acumen, ex-housemates! That kinda wisdom is worth its weight in gold...
4.11pm: Jasmine's wandering around the UFO trying to get the extraterrestials' attention. "Aliens... Alieeeeens"
CBB 2014: Dappy and Liz Jones favourite to get the boot in first eviction
WE thought Dappy would be one to watch in this year's Celebrity Big Brother house.
But it looks as though the former N-Dubz rapper could be first to get the boot after having the misfortune of being paired with the least popular CBB housemate.
Tulisa's cousin, who entered the house to 'redeem himself', and Liz Jones are up for eviction as a pair along with three other couples.
They will go head-to-head with Luisa Zissman and Evander Holyfield and Lee Ryan and Casey Batchelor.
But Dappy and his journalist partner are the 1/2 favourites to get the chop.
A blast from the past.. Who misses the long hair!! We think he looks fitter now!
4.25pm: After cooking up a storm, Jim's off to the Diary Room. He looks like he could do with a nap
4.40pm: Jasmine and Luisa are pretending to be alien abductees. This involves hiding in the tree house and spying on Dappy.
4.57pm: Ollie is reclining with Sam and Casey in the bedroom. Lucky boy
5.18pm: The task is heating up - some of your questions are SALACIOUS. Liz looks shocked, but Luisa & Jasmine are in their element
5.35pm: Jasmine just did a handstand. Never one to be beaten, Lee countered with some handstand-pressups. Even Liz is impressed
5.54pm: The task is getting more than a little bit feral. There have been penguin impressions. REPEAT. PENGUIN IMPRESSIONS
Mrs H I can help out later around 7.30.
6.08pm: Evander's playing a tune on the space recorder. It goes "da doo, da doo, da doo da doo da doo.." The Pink Panther, maybe?
Mrs H I can help out later around 7.30.
I am fine till highlights erin
might flag after show though tend to nod off
6.21pm: Evander's doing a *great job of remembering names. "I thought you were Sam?" "No.. I'm Casey." *terrible
6.39pm: Lionel and Jim love @Rylan - they say his post-CBB career has been really inspiring. Aw, you guys! He'll blush!
Mrs H I can help out later around 7.30.
I am fine till highlights erin
might flag after show though tend to nod off
I will cover the night shift
I will cover the night shift
7.03pm: Lee, Luisa, Jasmine and Liz have been in the UFO for ages. They're playing some Water Bottle Bowling, which is now a thing
For tonight's #bbbots, we want to know: will there be a full blown romance in the House?
Let us know who's the most likely couple and why.
Celebrity Big Brother airs at 9pm tonight - Don't miss it
Day 4: The Task Bruises Some Egos
If there's anything that's a sure sign of a wild task to come, it's a giant UFO landing in the garden.
This afternoon's antics have been an absolute blast so far, and the task has been filled with hilarious and scandalous highlights.
Liz's initial shock after walking into a spaceship filled with neon lights and bleeps and bloops has only intensified; the green extra-terrestrial quizmaster hasn't helped much.
Luisa and Jasmine's egos have been put to the test at the mercy of the viewing public. Presented with comments pulled from Twitter, they were asked to decide who was being talked about - and they didn't always get the answers they were hoping for.
The gang have also been getting a little stir crazy while they've been cooped up in the ship. There have been press-up competitions, handstands, a few games of water bottle bowling and, of course, animal noises.
Tune in to Channel Five at 9pm for the highlights!