Liking Jim and Van.....deffo not keen on Dippy
Jim's surprised me so far... but I think he tends a bit to thinking he's a big star. 'How thrilling must it be for ordinary non showbiz people to do this..'
yes i see what you mean but he ha spotential to be a solid HM sudrprisingly -perhaps he learnt from Hells Kitchen and good job Brian isn't presenting
So thrilling Jim to get what you the big showbiz personality gets..piss off
that's what I meant!
Poor Evander 
Get his big red fat face of the telly!!
"Do you just not say much or do you just not like me?"
I don't like her!
Linda`s made the decision...for Jim.
She so did. He just went along with it for a quiet life. 
Like all us men would.
Liking Jim and Van.....deffo not keen on Dippy
Jim's surprised me so far... but I think he tends a bit to thinking he's a big star. 'How thrilling must it be for ordinary non showbiz people to do this..'
Although.....showbiz people go to openings of envelopes and lead a pretty full and less than mundane life.....so I think I get his point, but I'll wait and see if he comes over all big star and precious
Luisa is such a poseur. She loves herself.
Has Lee been a boxer? It might explain a lot. He's not very bright is he?
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly. 
Right, just seen Louisa talking to Van and she just looked like she did on The Aprentice - and immediately I felt the hackles rising!!!
Liking Jim and Van.....deffo not keen on Dippy
Jim's surprised me so far... but I think he tends a bit to thinking he's a big star. 'How thrilling must it be for ordinary non showbiz people to do this..'
Although.....showbiz people go to openings of envelopes and lead a pretty full and less than mundane life.....so I think I get his point, but I'll wait and see if he comes over all big star and precious
This ^
For now
Van the man 
"Do you just not say much or do you just not like me?"
He just can't be arsed with you dear
Short of Max Clifford and Rolf Harris going in handcuffed together I cant see anyone stopping Liz and Nappy from being voted out.
Emma did say they might not leave as a pair .I can't see it being a double eviction on the first week .
Oh well, one or the other will be fine by me.
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly.
Dappy met Liz 2hrs ago
Luisa is such a poseur. She loves herself.
If she were chocolate, she'd eat herself.
"Do you just not say much or do you just not like me?"
I don't like her!
I don't either (so far) but that made me laugh
I'd have laughed even more if he had replied: "The latter"
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly.
Awwww, you can't hurt the afflicted
My foot is 2 ins of my telly
Ahhhhh Dippy Dappy....ain't he cool
Dappy appears to be high!
Dappy's a stupid little f*ckwit, isn't he?
Oh pull yer pants up, you muppet boy
Who ARE these people... I only know 4 of them....well, not personally, but you know. 
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly.
Awwww, you can't hurt the afflicted
I'll make an exception in his case. 
Look at his wee legs. They just made it over the DR chair
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly.
Awwww, you can't hurt the afflicted
Dippy, you little squirt, not one of those women could fancy you, get real
Dappy's a stupid little f*ckwit, isn't he?
Yes he is.
Is Dappy really stupid enough to think Jasmine would hook up with him 
My foot is 2 ins of my telly
Mine got an inch closer.... best not though, eh
I would love Lee to have been a boxer, just to see him punched repeatedly.
Awwww, you can't hurt the afflicted
I'll make an exception in his case.
So cruel
I just saw The BELLY on an advert!
Is Dappy really stupid enough to think Jasmine would hook up with him
Yeah but...it's Jasmine - let's not rule it out completely!
Is Dappy really stupid enough to think Jasmine would hook up with him
Yeah but...it's Jasmine - let's not rule it out completely!
I think she has her beadies on your man Van
My foot is 2 ins of my telly
Mine got an inch closer.... best not though, eh
He is annoying .
I just saw The BELLY on an advert!
*fans Cosi*
It's a veritable Blubfest, Jen
I think she has her beadies on your man Van
She can go the way of Tyson
Short of Max Clifford and Rolf Harris going in handcuffed together I cant see anyone stopping Liz and Nappy from being voted out.
Emma did say they might not leave as a pair .I can't see it being a double eviction on the first week .
True, all they said was that each un-handcuffed couple would be up for eviction, but didn't specifically say whether they would or wouldn't be evicted as a pair.
Oh dear! Lionel has come over all luvvie
I am going on a name count with Lionel
1/Sammy Davis Jr.
Luisa is such a poseur. She loves herself.
she is horrendous - a sooper poser and very affected
Dappy the meerkat
So street!!
Oh dear! Lionel has come over all luvvie
Great story though 
Dappy's a stupid little f*ckwit, isn't he?
Yes he is.
Not 'arf!!
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
I quite like Liz - UP TO NOW
I like Liz`s dress style.
I Luisa they are the double of each other
Oh dear! Lionel has come over all luvvie
Great story though
Hmmmmm! reminds me of Brucie interviews
Oh dear! Lionel has come over all luvvie
Sammy and him were BBFs
loved how everyone rushed to help Jasmine NOT
I like Liz`s dress style.
and me
Right that really is mental!! She thought he wasc Lionel Richie?? Has she lost her contact lenses?
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
she is a total fruit loop but i like her up to now - she is off at a tangent but sort of rises above everything - totally unpredictable
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
When she writes her column he'll turn into the f*ckwit he is
I like Liz`s dress style.
and me
and me
Right that really is mental!! She thought he wasc Lionel Richie?? Has she lost her contact lenses?
She's a 100% Grade A fool
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
When she writes her column he'll turn into the f*ckwit he is
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
she is a total fruit loop but i like her up to now - she is off at a tangent but sort of rises above everything - totally unpredictable
So far she's OK, better than I thought she would be
The wee meerkat thinks he is in with a chance.
Sam looks peed off
I like Liz`s dress style.
and me
and me
I like Dappy's. It's kept me amused for ages.
More fake drunkness....and staged falling over
Deja Vu
Oooh, she's reverting to her usual job 
Jasmine`s putting on being drunk.
I`d drag her across the the room if I were Sam.
Where is big bird?
Who ARE these people... I only know 4 of them....well, not personally, but you know.
For the sake of your TV Bethni, get some boxing gloves on your feet as well!
The wee meerkat thinks he is in with a chance.
yep bliddy good chance
The wee meerkat thinks he is in with a chance.
Amazing that he can be so deluded
The wee meerkat thinks he is in with a chance.
He probably is. If he stands still long enough.
And there you have Liz Jones's insight and judgement in a nutshell
she is a total fruit loop but i like her up to now - she is off at a tangent but sort of rises above everything - totally unpredictable
So far she's OK, better than I thought she would be
yes same here - but its early days
Sam looks peed off
I don't blame her, being shackled to Jasmine can't be much fun.
Bed for Lionel
Did anyone see the extension wire on the handcuffs when Jasmine was on the floor?
Sam looks peed off
I don't blame her, being shackled to Jasmine can't be much fun.
agree - she is dreadful -
Where is big bird?
Who is big bird?
Oooh, she's reverting to her usual job
And a boob flash to the cameras
Who ARE these people... I only know 4 of them....well, not personally, but you know.
For the sake of your TV Bethni, get some boxing gloves on your feet as well!
Sounds like a good idea
OMG jasmine is a right slapper
Some say Lee looks like Mark Lester .
was she flashing her norks then?
Where is big bird?
Who is big bird?
Glad you asked
Oooh, she's reverting to her usual job
And a boob flash to the cameras
she is revolting - I think Sam knows she is doomed to go if they are up
Who ARE these people... I only know 4 of them....well, not personally, but you know.
For the sake of your TV Bethni, get some boxing gloves on your feet as well!
Sounds like a good idea
Get me a pair
was she flashing her norks then?
Yup!
Dappy! That was creepppyyyyy!!!! 