I thought he was in his late 30s/early 40s! 
He must have had a very hard paper round when he was a kid!
He must have had a very hard paper round when he was a kid!
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Jesus I thought he was older than me! 
Wow,I thought he was 35 at least.
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur...... 
da baz xxxx....
da baz xxxx....
Our Dave has a timeless beauty
It's impossible to date him accurately without cutting him open to count the rings
It's impossible to date him accurately without cutting him open to count the rings
I like Dave. 
Hard paper round or misprint on his birth certificate
28??!! What, is that his waist size? He's NEVER aged 28
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
You're so loyal! 
I'd have said about 35-37...
I am sure 28 is a lie. He's got to be late 30s/early 40s
I'd have put him in his early 30s so not far off 
it's his 32" waist - it's so deceiving
it's his 32" waist - it's so deceiving 
28 Never!!!
Never!!!
well I'm 33 and I look loads younger!
No, I think it's probably his neck sizequote:Originally posted by N-icky:
28??!! What, is that his waist size? He's NEVER aged 28
hes a yorkshire puddin
with a yorkshire puddin body
with a yorkshire puddin body
quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
mrs holmes xxx.....
the luv fur our lard knurs naw bounds tha knur!!!!!
28 he looks older than that, i thought he was 35, he looks older than Marcus and Marcus is 35
he looks older than that, i thought he was 35, he looks older than Marcus and Marcus is 35 quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
mrs holmes xxx.....
the luv fur our lard knurs naw bounds tha knur!!!!!
Spongey!
You've got his accent off to a T! You been taking lessons from Skive?
ow do baz xxx....
knur... when yur have luv fur dave like i ave.appen tha accent comes like natu...natera.....just appens like......
knur... when yur have luv fur dave like i ave.appen tha accent comes like natu...natera.....just appens like......
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ow do baz xxx....
knur... when yur have luv fur dave like i ave.appen tha accent comes like natu...natera.....just appens like......
Brilliant!
(just about to PM you so check your messages)
lmao!! I've just asked for that in my title!!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
mrs holmes xxx.....
the luv fur our lard knurs naw bounds tha knur!!!!!
You gotta love da Eamon! xxx
I thought that David was only about 22 or 23. No joke.
Must be the ciggies
okey dokey.......will do.....
quote:Originally posted by Lacey:lmao!! I've just asked for that in my title!!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
mrs holmes xxx.....
the luv fur our lard knurs naw bounds tha knur!!!!!
i knew it!!!...i bloody well knew it!!!.all those denials and yer fancy him!!!!......
mrs holmes will be a great title!!!.....
His teeth are really disturbing
his voice wants turning down a bit
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
His teeth are really disturbing
you crack me up!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Lacey:lmao!! I've just asked for that in my title!!quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
our dave leads tha healthy lifestyle yur knur......
da baz xxxx....
pmsl xx
mrs holmes xxx.....
the luv fur our lard knurs naw bounds tha knur!!!!!
i knew it!!!...i bloody well knew it!!!.all those denials and yer fancy him!!!!......
mrs holmes will be a great title!!!.....
in a fatherly way...*ahem*
quote:Originally posted by Lacey:quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
His teeth are really disturbing
They are
They look like they died 10 years ago
<--- Sponge look!! tada!!
quote:Originally posted by Lacey:
<--- Sponge look!! tada!!
yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy..........
Maybe he's lying about his age. It wouldn't be the first time someone lied about their age on Big Brother.
