Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Am getting loads of texts re fuel crisis etc.
Best one so far:
'Where am I supposed to store all this petrol? The bath is already full of stamps and pasties'
LMAO!
Which spice girl can drink petrol? Geri can.
Seriously looking into panic buying a new Prime Minister
'm in Greggs queuing for petrol and stamps. I get so confused. I just want to fit in.
I think the above all originate from Twitter
Love it, Kimota 
Originally Posted by kimota (Corin's Crib #1) FAKER # 1:
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Originally Posted by MrMincePie:
Amazing isn't it... No water. No petrol. No jobs. No England manager. No England captain. I'd write a letter of complaint if I could afford a f*ckin' stamp
The Unite union has said that they have withdrawn the threat of striking over the Easter break whilst talks continue. They don't rule out striking after Easter.
A woman has suffered 40% burns while decanting petrol in her kitchen
The Unite union has announced that the possible fuel tanker strike is off as the drivers have accepted the deal - very close though, 51% accepted.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-18036724