I've got a brown face & body, but me hands are white,(someone please invent fake tan for hands) I've got an important meeting & I will have to put my hands on the table, do they still sell Panstik? 
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quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I've got a brown face & body, but me hands are white,(someone please invent fake tan for hands) I've got an important meeting & I will have to put my hands on the table, do they still sell Panstik?
Gravy browning?
Gloves?
Marigolds?
Marigolds?
Teabagging?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Teabagging?
At a meeting?! quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Teabagging?
No!!
Teabagging before and just some bagpiping at the meeting!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Teabagging?
No!!
Teabagging before and just some bagpiping at the meeting!
Well that's ok then.
One day I will post a thread about my meetings, ( I look the part, my voice lets me down)
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
One day I will post a thread about my meetings, ( I look the part, my voice lets me down)
Iz it Essexish?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
One day I will post a thread about my meetings, ( I look the part, my voice lets me down)
Iz it Essexish?
Worse......... I worked in a posh London dental surgery when I was young, the dentist warned all the nurses not to let me answer the phone. The only time my voice comes in handy is when I use my husbands credit card, they think I'm him.
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
One day I will post a thread about my meetings, ( I look the part, my voice lets me down)
Iz it Essexish?
Worse......... I worked in a posh London dental surgery when I was young, the dentist warned all the nurses not to let me answer the phone. The only time my voice comes in handy is when I use my husbands credit card, they think I'm him.
You should apply as normal, wash your hands then put some tan on a piece of a cotton wool and apply to your hands that way 
what Trix said... or apply with a slightly damp sponge
tan tights. Good luck Essex 
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
tan tights. Good luck Essex
Over her hands??? Interesting...
quote:Originally posted by Mummy Maz:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
tan tights. Good luck Essex
Over her hands??? Interesting...
ahh no one will ever know
Aaah Bisto..dip and dab. 