Get a Brazilian --- sorted

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Get a Brazilian --- sorted

It'd be worth it for the blood alone.

Honestly, my blond bits have gone grey. I might as well just die now.

Do me a picture, it's an emergency.

Pleease.

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Originally posted by cologne1:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Get a Brazilian --- sorted

It's all completely normal

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Originally posted by fracas:


Do me a picture, it's an emergency.

Pleease.

One emergency kitten shitting iced gems STAT!!!

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:


One emergency kitten shitting iced gems STAT!!!

You just saved my life kitten x

Flipping grey though. Thank Christ I'm gorgeous otherwise yes.

That's the best kitten shitting iced gems ever though.

Grey can be attractive sometimes though

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Originally posted by fracas:
That's the best kitten shitting iced gems ever though.

Thanks...but i've seen better ones

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Grey can be attractive sometimes though

It's so wrong yet it feels right.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by fracas:
That's the best kitten shitting iced gems ever though.

Thanks...but i've seen better ones

Don't do yourself down. Good shitty kittens man

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Originally posted by fracas:


Don't do yourself down. Good shitty kittens man

Just being realistic....have you been to the shitting kitten museum in Svalbard, Norway???....mine just pale into insignificance in comparison

But I'm learning .....I'm considered quite an expert in the field of big boobed daleks singing with Elvis kittys though...so it's swings and roundabouts

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:


Just being realistic....have you been to the shitting kitten museum in Svalbard, Norway???.

Yes*

*No.

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But I'm learning .....I'm considered quite an expert in the field of big boobed daleks singing with Elvis kittys though...so it's swings and roundabouts

I love a good bumface, you remembered

I have forgot about being grey and old and shit and ting.

It's a cat isn't it? Looks like a bum though.

1968 comeback cat Elvis.


Than'ya ve much

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Originally posted by fracas:


I have forgot about being grey and old and shit and ting.

Then my work here is done........

****ing haven't really.

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Originally posted by fracas:
****ing haven't really.

oh FFS! ....here try some first contact with alien kittens...if that doesn't do it, I'm stumped

I'm going to youtube '68 comeback Elvis.

Y'ello.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by fracas:
****ing haven't really.

oh FFS! ....here try some first contact with alien kittens...if that doesn't do it, I'm stumped

Thank **** for stupidity, plus Space Kittens

Anyway, back on topic, I'm going to have to consider Grecian 2000.

I'm doing that thing like in Close Encounters. Wa wa wa wa wa. Doing the hands.

I actually made mash earlier, didn't make a volcano though. Just ate it.

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Originally posted by fracas:


I actually made mash earlier, didn't make a volcano though. Just ate it.

awww, an opportunity missed

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by fracas:


I actually made mash earlier, didn't make a volcano though. Just ate it.

awww, an opportunity missed

****

Think of the grey being your winter plumage

Grey hair on a bloke looks distinguished....On us females it looks OLD!!!

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Originally posted by Blackpudlian:
Think of the grey being your winter plumage

Then dye it

if it makes you feel better i found a white hair on my eldest yesterday he's only 7

Does this mean I have to start sending you old lady music?

Grey IS the new blonde

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Grey IS the new blonde

I'm not going grey - I am turning platinum!!!!

How old are you Fracas? Or shouldn't we ask? I've got a recurring grey hair and am afraid to look for more at the back. (I'm 30)

I've got a few on top, but they're platinum pale and as I'm fair they blend in

I'll start worrying when the pubes go grey - who wants a badger-like ladygarden?

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I've got a few on top, but they're platinum pale and as I'm fair they blend in

I'll start worrying when the pubes go grey - who wants a badger-like ladygarden?

It's a sad sad day when you discover the first grey hair down there I tell you

Way, way worse than the ones on your head

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I've got a few on top, but they're platinum pale and as I'm fair they blend in

I'll start worrying when the pubes go grey - who wants a badger-like ladygarden?

It's a sad sad day when you discover the first grey hair down there I tell you

Way, way worse than the ones on your head

When it happens, it'll be Hollywood wax time for me

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I've got a few on top, but they're platinum pale and as I'm fair they blend in

I'll start worrying when the pubes go grey - who wants a badger-like ladygarden?

It's a sad sad day when you discover the first grey hair down there I tell you

Way, way worse than the ones on your head

When it happens, it'll be Hollywood wax time for me

LOL
You know it makes sense

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
I've got a few on top, but they're platinum pale and as I'm fair they blend in

I'll start worrying when the pubes go grey - who wants a badger-like ladygarden?

Lady badgers maybe?

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Lady badgers maybe?

had a near-typo moment with the badgers there , didn't realise b and n were so close on the keyboard