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Xochi

*very excited here*
Right... you know when you post, right? ... and then you get that orange cog thing, right?

Well... how about we get a hamster in a wheel instead?

... and then, right... when the site is slow... it looks at us with sad eyes as it runs out puff, right? We'd all feel sorry for it and stop knackering it out!

I think it is a vital upgrade!

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EssieMember

Been on the Gin again Xochi?

9/18/095:47 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I LOVE how excited you are about this Xoch! xxxxx

9/18/095:47 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

No, Essex... it is just my natural instinct to help!

I have partaken of a white wine or two though

9/18/095:49 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I LOVE how excited you are about this Xoch! xxxxx

Well... a small contribution to make I know... but I think you will find no-one else will come up with it Ditty!

9/18/095:54 PM

Real

Just PM a Mod and give em a kick up the ass.

Hi Buddys.

9/18/095:54 PM

EssieMember

Reference: Real

Hi Buddys.

Hi Real

9/18/095:55 PM

Real

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No, Essex... it is just my natural instinct to help! I have partaken of a white wine or two though!

Oh Oh...

9/18/095:55 PM

Real

Hi Essex.

Just a tip for everyone.-- Keys on keyboard--- Home( Top of page), End( last post on page), Pg up ( Go up in increments), Pg Dn( Go down in increments).

Found this out tonight--- saves scrolling etc;.

9/18/096:00 PM

SharMember

Maybe we could just make the gingerbread men run faster by .... I dunno ....telling them we'll eat them ...???

9/18/096:01 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

Reference: Real

It is just my natural instinct to help! I have partaken of a white wine or two though!

Oh Oh...

What?... What? Don't you think it's a brilliant idea?!

9/18/096:01 PM

Real

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Maybe we could just make the gingerbread men run faster by .... I dunno ....telling them we'll eat them ...???

Hi Shar

Yeah bet they would be tasty.

9/18/096:03 PM

Real

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Oh Oh... What?... What? Don't you think it's a brilliant idea?!

Brilliant Pam.

9/18/096:04 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

*** phones the hamster defence league ***

9/18/096:10 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Maybe we could just make the gingerbread men run faster by .... I dunno ....telling them we'll eat them ...???

I think that might not work Shar... we need to engage the sympathy element, rather than the mean, nasty FMs with a sugar deficiency issue...

9/18/096:10 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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*** phones the hamster defence league ***

*phones anti-hamster activists*

9/18/096:13 PM

AboMember

I think that would actually break the monotony of that blasted little cog

9/18/096:13 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

*** phones Cogline ***

9/18/096:14 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I think that would actually break the monotony of that blasted little cog

Thank you Abo! Someone who can look outside the box!

9/18/096:19 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

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and then, right... when the site is slow... it looks at us with sad eyes as it runs out puff,

Genius! Absolute bloody genius

9/18/096:19 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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*** phones Cogline ***

*phones Blousey's phone company to tell them she is not responsible for the bills she runs up and we are trying to deal with it kindly*

9/18/096:21 PM

EssieMember

Phone Offcog

9/18/096:25 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Genius! Absolute bloody genius

Thanks Ducky! I'm actually really pleased with this concept and feel I should now copyright it...

9/18/096:26 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Phone Offcog

"You are now talking to Cogloose... a subcontracted company of Offcog. How may I help you?

9/18/096:29 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

There is teeny flaw in the plan though....... all the sweet, kind, gentle people won't post very often out of concern for ickle hammy, while the mean nasty trolls will be flogging the poor darling to death.

9/18/096:32 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

*** finds phoneline dead ***

9/18/096:34 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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You're right Ducky... I was relying on everyone being hammy-loving sorts...

9/18/096:34 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

I think we all ran out of hamster sympathy a long long time ago! Yes they are cute... yes they are working really really hard... oooh isn't it sad...

...oh... I can't post my really really important and witty contribution to a thread....

.... RUN VERMIN OR ITS RODENT KEBABS FOR TEA

9/18/096:35 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

See what I mean Xochi?

9/18/096:37 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

9/18/096:39 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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*** finds phoneline dead ***

*breaks down at sight of broken Blousey. Reconnects phone, knowing I'll regret this. Phones carehome for the brilliant but bewildered*

9/18/096:39 PM

EssieMember

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*breaks down at sight of broken Blousey. Reconnects phone, knowing I'll regret this. Phones carehome for the brilliant but bewildered*

Not Carehome Hamsterhouse?

9/18/096:41 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

I think we all ran out of hamster sympathy a long long time ago! Yes they are cute... yes they are working really really hard... oooh isn't it sad...

Another fair point Ditty. I may have to go back to the drawing board on this one... although your pic may swing it back my way!

9/18/096:42 PM

DuckyMember 10 years

Awwwwwwww Ditty!!!!!

I'm so going to be one of those who won't want to post

9/18/096:42 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Someone should post the "I'm Harry the Hamster, I'm a little bit hairy and a little bit... " vid

9/18/096:45 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Not Carehome Hamsterhouse

Don't worry... I'll find somewhere for Blousey that will allow hamsters... I'm nice like that!

9/18/096:45 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Someone should post the "I'm Harry the Hamster, I'm a little bit hairy and a little bit... " vid

You sing it, I'll play it Ditty!

9/18/096:47 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Noooo... its a bit... roooode

9/18/096:52 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

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Don't worry... I'll find somewhere for Blousey that will allow hamsters... I'm nice like that!

I will only want my Gerbil, Armageddon

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

9/18/096:58 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

That should maybe have had a warning on it!

9/18/097:02 PM

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