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It should actually become a standard. 

 

We went to happy hour last night and were sat near the doors, the amount of times I face palmed at some of the people was unbelievable.  

 

In fact when I am a doorwoman, those silly pants that the younger guys are wearing with the ankle cuffs will mean a life time ban for anyone trying to get in wearing them. 

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:

It should actually become a standard. 

 

We went to happy hour last night and were sat near the doors, the amount of times I face palmed at some of the people was unbelievable.  

 

In fact when I am a doorwoman, those silly pants that the younger guys are wearing with the ankle cuffs will mean a life time ban for anyone trying to get in wearing them. 

What pants are those?  Not that I wear such items, my days of following fashion are long gone, I'm just curious as 'ankle cuffs' sounds odd.

Carnelian
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol

The sister of this fine gentleman?

 

Carnelian
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol

One of my nephews had the biggest head EVER when he was a little boy, I used to say he looked like an orange on a cocktail stick, he's 21 this year and has finally grown in to it.

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:

I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.  

 

*breathes deeply*  

 

A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube.  Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?

i was with a cockernee girl way back-she wore revealing clobber-she was an overweight blonde-all her mates were blonde, slim-she tried to dress the same-she came outta the bedroom one night in 'hotpants' and a short top-and said 'do i look ok..?' i coughed it back and said-oh you wore summat similar the other night, why dont you change lol

pirate1111
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol

One of my nephews had the biggest head EVER when he was a little boy, I used to say he looked like an orange on a cocktail stick, he's 21 this year and has finally grown in to it.

thats just made me spit my drink lol

pirate1111
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

i went for a job as a doorman at a gay club-but cos women were now being allowed in (this is a while back) they gave the job to a girl about 5ft 1" who had the most HUGE head ive ever seen it was like one of them heads on someone at a carnival-she didnt last long and when i got re-offered the job - i said 'no' lol

The sister of this fine gentleman?

 

effing heck-its her twin..!

pirate1111
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

Carnelian, this is them   In all sorts of colours too!!!! 

 

They don't look so bad, a bit of an 80s revival look about them.  Not for me, but if I was younger I might be tempted.  Sorry Cinds!

   You're barred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(The overuse of exclamation marks makes it official )

Cinds
Originally Posted by SazBomb:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

I saw...... wait while I compose myself to type this.  

 

*breathes deeply*  

 

A rather hefty young lady wearing black hot pants and a leopard print boob tube.  Does this happen all over the UK, or is it just Newcastle?

ah come on! Thats pretty standard for Newcastle

Hew man divven be takkin a lend of uz!

 

 

(wooohooooo look at me, I'm almost fluent in Geordie)

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:

Carnelian, this is them   In all sorts of colours too!!!! 

 

They don't look so bad, a bit of an 80s revival look about them.  Not for me, but if I was younger I might be tempted.  Sorry Cinds!

   You're barred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

(The overuse of exclamation marks makes it official )

I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!

Carnelian
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Carnelian:

I've heard it's not very good there, anyway!

Where?

You, know, that place I've been bared from!

It's brilliant! All sorts of shit goes on in there, stuff that could never happen in real life and everything, it's an amazing place to visit.

 

Saying that, sometimes, even I don't like being in there 

Cinds
Originally Posted by Carnelian:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):

*Comes in to get the Cinds once over*

Erm it's kind of late and what with the Sunday licensing laws.  

 

STILL, pyjamas ARE NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No pyjamas, no n-Dubz/Brian Harvey style pants, You're driving all the customers away! 

Good!  I'll get nice people in

Cinds

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