It's Time To Chop Down The Tree....

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Katerina

The housemates are now suspicious every time someone spends too long hanging around the bathroom, and poor Andrew has had his task over-analysed by several HMs today it seems.

Bringing people in from outside who have knowledge ot the ToT and then openly discussing it hasn't helped, either.

I think it's time to invent a new way of giving HMs secret tasks, because despite the TOT being a right laugh, the HMs are now sucking the life out of it (especially Dave

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Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Could we chop down Dave, instead?

7/25/107:55 AM

Former Member

Maybe if Dave kept his trap shut...........................................

7/25/107:59 AM

KaterinaMember

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[Blizzie] Could we chop down Dave, instead?

Yes I think we could

Although thinking about it, perhaps Dave could be given a rather blatant secret task and have everyone on his case about it - see how he likes it then!!

7/25/107:59 AM

stonksMember

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Could we chop down Dave, instead?

I'll do it....

7/25/108:00 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: katerina

Although thinking about it, perhaps Dave could be given a rather blatant secret task and have everyone on his case about it - see how he likes it then!!

Oh yes!

Call the others in first, and tell them to go on and on and on about it, until he explodes.

The Tree could tell him his treat would be half an hour 'business time', with his wife.

Glory.

7/25/108:02 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Reference: stonks

I'll do it....

I've heard that....

7/25/108:03 AM

DemantoidMember

Dave always has to be the fecking idiot who blurts out that he knows it's a task, and ends up costing the whole group - remember him scuppering the 'shoes for booze' task?
Bet he's envious that he's never been given a secret task himself - it's because he's a flapping-gobbed muppet who can't be trusted, obviously.

7/25/108:04 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Indeed, Toid.

He tried to justify this, yesterday, to Rachel, by saying that the problem is that some secret tasks are meant to be discovered, in order to get the treat!

7/25/108:07 AM

DemantoidMember

Reference: Blizzie

He tried to justify this, yesterday, to Rachel, by saying that the problem is that some secret tasks are meant to be discovered, in order to get the treat!

Christ, what an idiot. Could someone please explain the word 'secret' to him? I just can't wait to see the stupid smug berk brought back down to earth. Get him OUT!

7/25/108:10 AM

KaterinaMember

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Blizzie Reference: katerina Although thinking about it, perhaps Dave could be given a rather blatant secret task and have everyone on his case about it - see how he likes it then!!
Oh yes! Call the others in first, and tell them to go on and on and on about it, until he explodes. The Tree could tell him his treat would be half an hour 'business time', with his wife.

LOL That is perfect!! I would love that

7/25/108:10 AM

KayteeMember 10 years

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Could we chop down Dave, instead?

*fetches rusty axe*

7/25/108:13 AM

stonksMember

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I've heard that....

I'll try anything once....

7/25/108:19 AM

MentalistMember

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Could we chop down Dave, instead?

Axe sharpened, gloves and goggles on but what do we do about the slime that issues from Dave's every pore, might make the axe slip?

7/25/108:20 AM

DemantoidMember

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Axe sharpened, gloves and goggles on but what do we do about the slime that issues from Dave's every pore, might make the axe slip?

And 'accidentally' decapitate Steve, John James and Rachel. Every cloud..

7/25/108:29 AM

MentalistMember

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And 'accidentally' decapitate Steve, John James and Rachel. Every cloud..

7/25/108:34 AM

brisketMember Memoriam

This urge to know all the answers which Dave shows, surely stems from feelings of inadequacy - as do most of his words and deeds probably.
And goodness how he over-compensates!

7/25/108:37 AM

MentalistMember

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surely stems from feelings of inadequacy

Maybe he IS inadequate

7/25/108:44 AM

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