Ouch, swearing.

He's going out and about to meet his public I see

"The Australian reality TV star will visit 14 venues in the UK and Ireland during September and October"



Let's hope all 14 venues have saved up enough rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes.

what was that he said about being disgusted by housemates thinking they were rock stars or summat

Glasgow ?   

*off shopping for ripe tomatoes and rotten eggs*

Should you not find enough I can always ship a couple of tons out to you.

I thought I couldn't dislike him any more when he left the house, but I've changed my mind.

Bambu, Newcastle

classy

Jeez....I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!!

No London venues I notice, not even 24th floor on a council estate. Hmmmm..wonder why?

Oh! No Bristol dates either. I would have gone to the Brizzle just to tell him he's a cock aswell. Ho hum.

I'm actually a bit baffled as to what he's actually going to do? It's not a book signing, he's not singing or launching a perfume or anything. Is he just gonna like stand there and talk to people? What a way to earn a pound note.

I think those dates are to late , his 5 mins of fame are nearly up.

Oh gawd,who in their right minds would want to go see Barbie Boy,are these folk going to pay to be inflicted with him?...Katy Dalys in Strabane,if I remember right 2 faced Adele got short shrift in there,I wonder will Barbie Boy get the same reception.

oh what a shame nothing for norfolk

Maybe next time

hope he goes back to oz soon evelyn, dont want no next times

He's saving it,that town will be included in his Getnakedallpointandlaugh tour.

Good luck when he arrives at Glasgow,they will eat and sh*t him.

I've just sent the link to a couple of people up there

What's he going to do after waving to folk? Sing tie me kangaroo down

I wonder is he familiar with a Glasgow kiss?

"Campus" in Glasgow,my niece goes there sometimes.He'll get the piss ripped right out of him .I can hear the chants now "Crab Eyes,Crab Eyes!" and a lot worse.

No this is his theme song.

should we get the bus out and have a forum outing?

 Shelia's Wheels.

I can't see John James getting a state of the art tour bus for his travels, probably something more like this




And staying in this:

Although he wasn't liked it seems people love to read what he's up to

i couldn't give a hoot of what he's up to i just can't believe it's not April the 1st today

Don't leave out his Now shots 

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/g...on-is-hot-hot-hot/1/

 

Biggest hypocrite that ever stepped into the BB house.

He better make a public apology to Corin and Racheal 1 for daring to take mag deals and make the most of their BB status after BB. Pathetic crab-eyed man. Josie and JJ look like complete fools now after claiming they were not going to sell their nomance to the rags.

(in the sound of Janice from friends) OHHHHHH myyyyy Gooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddd

He'll be like an even more incoherent, flat chested Jordan

I just had a quick peek, and to be honest, he is not all that. He is very scrawny,and the thought of him and Josie together......................

He was so scathing of Rachael and Corin, hypocrite of the highest order imo,him who went on about his morals,seems they're MIA.

He has said they're rubbish in bed,I guess that's what happens when there's no chemistry.