that ive dated FIVE footballers
yep what a shocker, five...all by coincidence.
not me you understand, that wanna be wag on c4
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Pure coincidence Silly moo!
They picked that up on BBLB,only one an Everton player is well known.
mind you she has a strict three dates & out rule apparently...
so she may well have dating 5 of every profession.
so she may well have dating 5 of every profession.
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Who the feck meets 5 footballers without some very careful night out pre planning to be where you might meet a footballer, thus increasing your chances of dating one, NEVER MIND 5 what a silly cow.
why would you wanna date a thick footballer anyway?
why would you wanna date a thick footballer anyway?
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mind you she has a strict three dates & out rule apparently... so she may well have dating 5 of every profession.
ohhh your probably right *draws a face that no smiley on here represets*
.... and.. when she was telling the hm's this why did none of them then ask her at what point in the 3 dates does she have sex... or does she not have a sex life...
or perhaps a booty call...
hahaha a footy booty call..
or perhaps a booty call...
hahaha a footy booty call..
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id like to give her a swift footy up the booty
pah she's an amateur..i married a footballer...the fact he played sunday league division 4 makes no difference!!!...
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OMG a wag in our midst if it was a sunday does that make you a swag
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id like to give her a swift footy up the booty
ahhh... it would look like you had a barbie slipper on your foot
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it would actually
I am going to take out a Super Injuction out against all Footballers because none of them have ever pursued me either by accident or deliberately. I am gutted.
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Ive got a sneaky feeling that footballers do not frequent the places i go
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OMG a wag in our midst if it was a sunday does that make you a swag
.i tell yer gyps.those sunday games are dangerous.all dark glasses covering the bloodshot eyes from the previous nights beer up.and that was just the players!!
her face when Corin said, oh they could have printed worse
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her face when Corin said, oh they could have printed worse
I only date geniuses I think it's like that and your being hard on her
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Ohhhh spongebob...i think that sounds a bit mysterious and a bit shexy, i may try and hook me one of them
I did laugh when corin said that ...and shes right...
If someone said they'd had 5 boyfriends who were all plumbers you'd think it was a bit tooooo much of a coincidence and maybe they hung around technical colleges just to pick them up or summat, wouldn't you?
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exactly leccy, things like that dont happen by accident.
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exactly leccy, things like that dont happen by accident.
2, just coincidence, 3 it's becoming a habit. FIVE...yeah yeah, this is a parting in my hair not a crack!
Wish there was a Womens Premier Footie league so us fellas would have a chance of becoming HABs.
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and again on a sunday you would be shabs
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Wish there was a Womens Premier Footie league so us fellas would have a chance of becoming HABs
I too am a WAG as my boyfriend used to play in the Watford Observer League He still plays 5 a side but that probably doesnt count..
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ive never dated a footballer im feeling left out.
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I am going to take out a Super Injuction out
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ive never dated a footballer im feeling left out.
I've never dated! *feels like a leper*
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aww leccy ......worry not, have you seen whats out there
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Who the feck meets 5 footballers without some very careful night out pre planning to be where you might meet a footballer
Acherleyyyy. Just this January, I (unknown to me) stood in a pub and had a conversation with several footballer men. Apart from one of them, I still have no idea who the other 3 are
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ive never dated a footballer
I had a v v memorable summer in Italy when I was 18 with a guy who played for Roma I honestly had NO IDEA, when he asked if I wanted to go watch him play football I thought I was going to be standing on the sidelines at the local park! Imagine my surprise
It does depend where you work and socialise, they're all just blokes....
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worry not, have you seen whats out there
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ive never dated a footballer
Does snogging some dude that played for Kilmarnock (when I was 21) make me a retired WAG?
i used to hang out at places where quite a few Norwich City footballers went but they were just the most popular bars and clubs in Norwich. i never pulled one though although I did drunkenly kiss one cos my mate dared me to and she ended up doing some naughty stuff with the reserve goalie..
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Does snogging some dude that played for Kilmarnock (when I was 21) make me a retired WAG?
IT DOES....well that explains your shoe fetish
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i used to hang out at places where quite a few Norwich City footballers went but they were just the most popular bars and clubs in Norwich.
Me too Fookat, around the late 70s/80s....the Murderers etc.!!!Reference:
Me too Fookat, around the late 70s/80s....the Murderers etc.!!
no way! I was thinking more like Boswells and Hys! Add Reply
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