Hang on !!

YOU won best joke of 2015 ???

Wasn't that me - surely?

What was your joke??

*demands recount*

 . . . and funniest post !!!

I went to a pet shop

I asked for a gold fish

Aquarium? asked the shop keeper

I replied - I don't care what star sign it is - just gimme a gold fish

BOOM flippin' BOOM

Saint posted:

I went to a pet shop

I asked for a gold fish

Aquarium? asked the shop keeper

I replied - I don't care what star sign it is - just gimme a gold fish

 

BOOM flippin' BOOM

1st entry for 2017 awards - I think you'll have to try harder!

And I thought you would be most upset at not being voted Most Fanciable Male of which I got 97% of the vote. 

LOL gimme the criteria

Rofl ....you're both mad 

tell you what...there's some jiggery pokery going on in this here voting, are you sure it wasn't arranged from Tory head office? 

EC head office more like   

Saint posted:

EC head office more like   

Saint posted:

EC head office more like   

u woz robbed renton  not stirring or owt 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Saint posted:

EC head office more like   

 

u woz robbed renton  not stirring or owt 

Rofl  All we need is Vids or GJ to throw in their twopennyworth  

Santa Baz posted:

Rofl  All we need is Vids or GJ to throw in their twopennyworth  

and Rawky.... he needs the best tie award 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Santa Baz posted:

Rofl  All we need is Vids or GJ to throw in their twopennyworth  

and Rawky.... he needs the best tie award 

True 

And don't forget El & Kimota

Santa Baz posted:

And don't forget El & Kimota

Velvet and Eugene 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Santa Baz posted:

And don't forget El & Kimota

 

Velvet and Eugene 

Omg yes .....we are fair drowning in eligible males  

Santa Baz posted:

Omg yes .....we are fair drowning in eligible males  

I bagsy Velvet 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Santa Baz posted:

Omg yes .....we are fair drowning in eligible males  

 

I bagsy Velvet 

 I thought he might have popped in yesterday evening  

Santa Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Saint posted:

EC head office more like   

 

u woz robbed renton  not stirring or owt 

Rofl  All we need is Vids or GJ to throw in their twopennyworth  

Thank you for the mention. I expect to take "Most desirable Marxist" award.

"Person in a supporting role" on the basis that I actually go to most of the games.

I thank you.

EC can have the "Who starts the most threads" award.

He can also have the "I'm not chatting this year - only to be there chatting every year" award.

I'll take the "Have you heard about how poorly my parents are" award.

 . . . and Lori can have the "Incorrect use of terminology" award though excuses can be made on account of English obviously not being a first language.

*takes bow*

Santa Baz posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Saint posted:

EC head office more like   

 

u woz robbed renton  not stirring or owt 

Rofl  All we need is Vids or GJ to throw in their twopennyworth  

I've heard Carnelian is a bit of a looker.

 @ this thread

"Can someone help with this crossword (again)" award - Garage Joe

"Totally confusing bonkers" thread - Velvet Donkey

"Another post about my record/DVD collection" award  - EC

"Look at how funny I am - born in Jesmond" award - Saint

"I love Xmas (even though its February) award  - Sweet Something

"We're having an outage/can't speak proper English" award (of sorts I suppose) - Lorry

Saint posted:

"Can someone help with this crossword (again)" award - Garage Joe

 

"Totally confusing bonkers" thread - Velvet Donkey

 

"Another post about my record/DVD collection" award  - EC

 

"Look at how funny I am - born in Jesmond" award - Saint

 

"I love Xmas (even though its February) award  - Sweet Something

 

"We're having an outage/can't speak proper English" award (of sorts I suppose) - Lorry

 

Rofl 

Yogi19 posted:

 @ this thread

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

velvet donkey posted:

You'll no even get best wheezer. Bronchitis in full flow here.

 

HNY Sprouty    

Awww Are you poorly Velvet 

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

Greenest ? 

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

velvet donkey posted:

You'll no even get best wheezer. Bronchitis in full flow here.

 

HNY Sprouty    

Oh crikey!  

And the same to you too 

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

Greenest ? 

Sprout posted:

Baz posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

Greenest ? 

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

          Can I have an 'I'm in work now' award?   

Sprout posted:

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

          Can I have an 'I'm in work now' award?   

 Of course you can....

Sprout posted:

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

          Can I have an 'I'm in work now' award?   

We already know - all of us  

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

Saint posted:

Sprout posted:

*Wonders what award she'd get* 

"I don't have a job/I have an interview for a job/ I got the job/ have you heard about my job" award goes to Sprouty

          Can I have an 'I'm in work now' award?   

We already know - all of us  

But, but, It's a good thing when anyone gets a job  And I didn't shout it that loud....or did I?