No, but it is amazing when one actually stays on track!

Well I would'nt pay that much ,it's bang out of order.

Most aren't even on track in the first place Sprouty 

I generally attract a bunch of spanners when I'm looking for advice.

And the skiing isnae bad in Val D'Isere just now.

M&S was always on the expensive side 

I beg to differ 

You musn't be asking for the right advice then. Try here first   

S&M are worse!!

I was thinking about trying them out  no pain, no gain 

I can't recall why I came here!

Oh! I don't think I've heard of them   

Shopping? 

You have lead a sheltered life Sprouty 

don't use the ir toilets

Yes, that's right.

Where is the potted shrimp?

You water them.

If you want a lobster.

What can I say?  

What time do I need to put the sprouts on for xmas lunch ?

Sorry but.......LMAO  

What ever comes into your mind that's relevant 

Third shelf down in the fridge over there 

Give it a week 

don't you mean laughing your shredded arse off? 

That's the problem though 

I might do 

Anyone else like shreddies? 

starts peeling

Just talk a load of rubbish like I do. It works for me

Good job the parsnips don't need as much 

Anybody had a creme egg yet? 

Nope 

Walnut Whip

S&M's official sponsor

I like the whip part, but walnuts in food....noooooo! 

Wanut whip's eh.

I'm in.

Walnut bread......Yummmmmmmmm..... 

Walnuts are ok it's pecan's that are the work of the devil

And don't get me started on the evils of the almond.