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Want some, do ya? Put 'em up, put 'em up. 
Yes... and no... well, we're both right I suppose... Oh, sorry... I thought this was the arbitration department... 
Brilliant I love Mony Python!!
Reference: duchess
Brilliant I love Mony Python!!
No you don't!!
Bloody brilliant 
Reference: Cosmo
Want some, do ya? Put 'em up, put 'em up.
That's next door - abuse!
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That's next door - abuse
It's a BOGOF.
Reference: Cosmo
It's a BOGOF.
Don't start that!Reference:
Brilliant I love Mony Python!! No you don't!!
I do!
Ha Ha
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Brilliant I love Mony Python!!
No you don't!!
No you don't!! I do!
Reference: Pam
If I join in this argument do I get a reduced rate?
No, haggling is next door!
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No, haggling is next door!
I don't want a haggle! OK, I'll pay top dollar for an argument then! The Iraq war was fought for the wrong reasons... *slams top dollars on table, smugly*
I was in here faster than Usain Bolt
Reference: Karma
I was in here faster than Usain Bolt
No you weren't!! Reference: 
I was in here faster than Usain Bolt
You're not faster than Usain Bolt! Reference: Pam
The Iraq war was fought for the wrong reasons... *slams top dollars on table, smugly*
That is completely unreasonable! Reference: Pam
You're not faster than Usain Bolt!
Yes, she is! 
Pass me some boxing gloves please, I'll join in.
I was in here so fast Usain Bolt was still at the start line.
I was in here so fast Usain Bolt was still at the start line.
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That is completely unreasonable!
I didn't pay for a rational argument! Reference: PinkBabe
I was in here so fast Usain Bolt was still at the start line.
You want exaggeration.Two doors down, on the right!
Reference: Pam
I didn't pay for a rational argument!
Yes you did! Reference:
Pass me some boxing gloves please, I'll join in.
Who do you think you are? Mohammed Ali? 
No his stand in
Reference:Blizzie
You want exaggeration. Two doors down, on the right!
Oh plenty of that going on in there.Reference: PinkBabe
Oh plenty of that going on in there.
Stop trying to make me agree with you!! Reference:
I didn't pay for a rational argument!
Yes you did!
Oh... I do apologise... I presume that an unreasonable argument costs more? Yes you did!
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Stop trying to make me agree with you!!
No you are not, agreeing with me that is!!Reference:
Stop trying to make me agree with you!!
Why should she?! Reference: Pam
Oh... I do apologise... I presume that an unreasonable argument costs more?
No, they come cheap!Reference:
No, they come cheap!
Oh... OK... Well, for a cut price then... I don't think you are Homer Simpson in a dress! *stands back and waits for massive forum shock waves*
You just put up that video because you know I can't hear it, didn't you?
Reference: Tayto
You just put up that video because you know I can't hear it, didn't you?
No, I didn't!!( surreptitious
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..............and (will I get 2 posts in) it's all your fault my lappy charger isn't working and I have to use the PC that's so slow I can't change the page.
(I managed to type it but will this post?)
(I managed to type it but will this post?)
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You just put up that video because you know I can't hear it, didn't you?
No she didn't! (Did you have good Horslips Tayto?)
You post the same thing as me on purpose, don't you Blousey?!
Reference: Blizzie
No, I didn't!!
(that's what I get for not putting Xochi's name on that sentence)
I wasn't talking to you.