All these confessions! and me not having any to give 
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You've just confessed you're shit at confessions. That'll do 
I have nothing to confess, I am as pure as the driven snow etc
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You've just confessed you're shit at confessions
I must confess. I really am shit at confessions
I have to confess that I don't like full fat coke and that is all my silly OH likes and I really want some more wine and I have to get up in the morning
I confess, I've led a blameless existence, until now.
Oh, Oh, I've just thought of one! When I was very, very much younger, someone told me to pull my knickers down and have a wee in the back lane...........I did it and mam came out and caught me 