once the stuffing's finished, it's all downhill ..

It's as bad as going out for the night and your girlfriend is eyeing up other blokes when you're at the bar or in the khazi

 Do it twice and invite an audience

Bean Sprout I can't quote but I know some of you are having a laugh  I bet he is too

Variety you know 

Its good to be back.

Yep, the spice of life lol, and some posters like to spice up message boards

Amongst your own 

passes on tickets 

Amongst your own



Nothing can beat it.

aye you've been missed   

Like a hole in the head ?

agree's don't be daft  I've missed yer matey  

this is cracking me up

If this IS a serious thread (and I question if it is.)  Affairs only ever end in tears.  Fact. 

Not always - mine ended in marriage.

(and no, I don't think this is a serious thread. Just a weird one)

Jeremy Kyle

Let me rephrase that then Foxfest:  Affairs always with someone in tears.  No way can any affair occur without SOMEone being hurt or upset eventually... I mean, you say yours 'ended in marriage' but someone must have been hurt along the way... your partner/wife, or her partner/husband. 

And if you say that you didn't have a partner (either of you,) then it wasn't an affair.... it's only an affair if one of you is cheating on your partner, otherwise, it's just a relationship... If you were indeed cheating on your partner (at least one of you) then someone would have ended up hurt and upset by it.  Lucky for you, it wasn't you (by the sound of it.)

Sparkles, in my case, wrong again - it was all very amicable, believe it or not.
Both of them needed a reason to officially end a marriage that had been over for years. Both of them found their respective reasons.  I was one of the reasons - if that makes sense. But I accept that my story is probably an exception to the norm (whatever the norm is).

If someone cheats to be with you they will cheat on you!

So the OP - Lonely & Sad - wants a relationship with a man on the internet. Husband says OK as long as you tell me the sordid details.
It's obviously a daft work of fiction.  The profile tells us that Lonely & Sad is a man!
I think all three of you should go to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat.

Man have relationships with other men.....

I know Croc ..... I'm one of them  

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when at first we practice to deceive.

Lonely & Sad, I wouldn't do it. It may seem like fun in the beginning but God is always watching and later on in life I predict you will contract gonorrhea, everything south will turn green (including your toes) and you will eventually die in the toilets of an STD clinic. Not a good way to go pet.

So although the OP is obviously having a laugh its not completely beyond the realms of possibility even if they are a man.

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It's as bad as going out for the night and your girlfriend is eyeing up other blokes when you're at the bar or in the khazi

you haven't been watching The Only Way is Essex have you with the bloke playin all the girls?

I do watch it but my comment was more to do with a situation I know about first hand Tsk tsk!

Of course it isn't! In the same way if this was 3 women, or 2 women and a man (being the husband who is allowing the internet folly to continue, or vice versa). We all bleed red. Weird to suggest that just cos it's a fella that it can't possibly be true.

I do watch it but my comment was more to do with a situation I know about first hand Tsk tsk!

haha no way tut tut!