"Does my bum look big in this?"

Well it has been said that some people need a rocket up their ares

 I know of more than one person who could do with a rocket up the arse...

Sick minds think alike..

Hey de' how did you get on with the test you were having recently?shoulderthingywhatsitsname!

Ummm, the results have been sent to my orthopaedic consultant, but I have to wait until my other test (nerve conduction) before I go back to see him again and find out what's up.

When I got home from work yesterday, there was a letter from the hospital telling me to come in for that test, on Nov 11. So not long now before I know what's what - hopefully.

Hi Deman ,hope you get on OK I'll have everything crossed for you!my eyeballs too!

Thanks, figgy, I appreciate it

I just found it a bit of a strange choice of name. Is it war or research?

It's supposedly going to replace the space shuttle (for launching satellites, etc), which is too expensive and a bit of an antique these days.

All I can say is... aaaaarse