"have you got a couple of quid, I dont want to crack this fiver open"
"Literally"
What the hell does that mean if you use it every other word?!!
What the hell does that mean if you use it every other word?!!
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Some from my kids that drive me insane
"she started it"
"why?"
"yeah but why?"
"but you do it/say it"
..and "I didn't make the mess..."
"you brought me into the world. I didn't ask to be born"
..."I did it last time..."
.." It's not faaaaaaair..." <<<< my most hated one!
I have twins so I get it in stereo.
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have twins so I get it in stereo.
3 boys with only 4 years between them....I suffer from selective deafness as only a Mum can.
My OH has a habit that makes me wanna kill him. I ask him a question eg "what do you want to eat?" and he always answers "what?......whatever you're having"
I ask "where do you want to go today?" he answers "what?.....I'm not fussed"
What? like he hasn't heard me then he bloody answers
I ask "where do you want to go today?" he answers "what?.....I'm not fussed"
What? like he hasn't heard me then he bloody answers
"Mix to a smooth paste"
Really?
So .... not lumpy then?
Really?
So .... not lumpy then?
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
I have twins so I get it in stereo.
3 boys with only 4 years between them....I suffer from selective deafness as only a Mum can.
Selective deafness comes as soon as they start talking doesn't it?
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
My OH has a habit that makes me wanna kill him. I ask him a question eg "what do you want to eat?" and he always answers "what?......whatever you're having"
I ask "where do you want to go today?" he answers "what?.....I'm not fussed"
What? like he hasn't heard me then he bloody answers
Mine has a habit that makes me want to thrust the remote control up or down his nearest orifice:
Me: (seeing him watching telly) "What you watching?"
Him: "BBC3".
Aaarghh! I do NOT want to know the channel, I want to know the programme. Why's that so hard to figure out?
"Its a case of selective attention"
No - its a case they're ignoring you, ok!!
No - its a case they're ignoring you, ok!!
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
"Mix to a smooth paste"
Really?
So .... not lumpy then?
"Made with real fruit"
As opposed to plastic.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
My OH has a habit that makes me wanna kill him. I ask him a question eg "what do you want to eat?" and he always answers "what?......whatever you're having"
I ask "where do you want to go today?" he answers "what?.....I'm not fussed"
What? like he hasn't heard me then he bloody answers
Mine has a habit that makes me want to thrust the remote control up or down his nearest orifice:
Me: (seeing him watching telly) "What you watching?"
Him: "BBC3".
Aaarghh! I do NOT want to know the channel, I want to know the programme. Why's that so hard to figure out?
Mine does something similar. I ask "what are you watching?" and he says "you wouldn't like it"
'even stevens'
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
"Mix to a smooth paste"
Really?
So .... not lumpy then?
"Made with real fruit"
As opposed to plastic.
That made me laff out aloud, heh heh
I say that, "Oh real... not plastic" LOL
"take a chill pill"
Pigeon-holers: "What do you do then?"
"hard-working families".
Oh, really? So us child-free couples and singletons are all just lazy skivers, then?
And the kids of all these "hard-working families" are all up chimneys, in't mill or down the mines?
Oh, really? So us child-free couples and singletons are all just lazy skivers, then?
And the kids of all these "hard-working families" are all up chimneys, in't mill or down the mines?
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Selective deafness comes as soon as they start talking doesn't it?
Uh huh!
Accompanied by the
...extremely nonplussed blank look.
'keep your eyes peeled' 
anything french
anything french
"oh i see its that time of the month"
"While stocks last"
oh i wanted one wen they were out of stock - silly me !!
oh i wanted one wen they were out of stock - silly me !!
"Flatter to deceive" - WTF?
"Enjoy."
It means you compliment people to fool them
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Pigeon-holers: "What do you do then?"
Pigeon-holers: "How old are you?"
"What colour are your eyes/hair?"
"How tall are you?"
"Are you overweight?"
"Are youmarried/single/divorced?"
"Do you live in a house/flat/box?
"You want fries with that?"
Did i frickin' ask for fries? Well then ?
Did i frickin' ask for fries? Well then ?
"skinny bitch.that's a compliment btw"
No it's not. Do I call you fat bitch and expect you to take that as a compliment? The word is slim
No it's not. Do I call you fat bitch and expect you to take that as a compliment? The word is slim
'cheer up - it might never happen'
yeah well maybe it already HAS happened you t0sser and that's why i look so miserable
yeah well maybe it already HAS happened you t0sser and that's why i look so miserable
"What kinda thing are you into?"
Erm . . . pardon?
Shall i just show you my undies now?
Erm . . . pardon?
Shall i just show you my undies now?
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
"You want fries with that?"
Did i frickin' ask for fries? Well then ?
"Do you wanna go large?"
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
quote:Originally posted by Karma_:
Blue sky thinking...has this idea got legs?...credit crunch....smile, it can't be that bad....
haha I like that edvert with the kittens when one says "I hate the credit crunch" and the other one says "yeah it goes straight through me"
ME, saying I LIKE an advert!!!!
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
omg i hear all that everyday, my kids ask me at half 7 on the way to school whats for tea ARRGGGHHH
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
...and "Where's all the clean cups??"
In the cupboard........Doh!
oh yeah "I COULD CARE LESS" ARRRRGHHHHH
could'nt could'nt could'nt the other way MAKES NO SENSE
could'nt could'nt could'nt the other way MAKES NO SENSE
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
"You want fries with that?"
Did i frickin' ask for fries? Well then ?
I've always regretted not buying the t-shirt I saw in Viz years ago. It had the McDonald's "M" on it and the caption: "If I wanted fries, I'd ****ing ask for them."
quote:Originally posted by Fanny Fairybush:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
omg i hear all that everyday, my kids ask me at half 7 on the way to school whats for tea ARRGGGHHH
We could have a whole forum for stupid and annoying things our kids and husbands say/do
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by Fanny Fairybush:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
omg i hear all that everyday, my kids ask me at half 7 on the way to school whats for tea ARRGGGHHH
We could have a whole forum for stupid and annoying things our kids and husbands say/do
omg i dont even want to go there
quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:
What's for....breakfast, lunch ,tea, snack...
Why do my family not know how to look in a cupboard???
Because...."there's never anything to eat in this house"
...and "Where's all the clean cups??"
In the cupboard........Doh!
My OH asks me where something is and I tell him eg in the kitchen. He opens the door and scans the room "nah it's not here"