"Would you let me finish"

"Everyone has the right to their opinion"

"With all due respect"

It's not warm that's for sure. I have had to put some of the radiators back on - mainly to dry the washing I did earlier.

it's cold up here

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

"Everyone has the right to their opinion"

"With all due respect"

Yep "with all due respect" first, then slate em

"I'm not being funny right"
"Don't take offence...but"
"I'm not racist/homophobic/sexist....but"

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

Mine is "methinks". Methinks it sounds tres smug..

"In actual fact"

If it is fact it is fact - it doesn't have to be actual fact

Blue sky thinking...has this idea got legs?...credit crunch....smile, it can't be that bad....

Quite literally... usually said before something that quite literally couldn't be true.

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

"Everyone has the right to their opinion"

"With all due respect"

unless you're a member of the bnp

Total...

as in "I got total drunk" "that is the total truth" "we were total good"

"At this moment in time"

... you mean "now" don't you? Then just say "now"

quote:

Originally posted by Gel:

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

"Everyone has the right to their opinion"

"With all due respect"

unless you're a member of the bnp

Personally I'm sick to death of beng hot & cold

"Freshly prepared"
"Piping hot"

For some strange reason these make me want to kill.

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

Mine is "methinks". Methinks it sounds tres smug..

Oh god, I use that one...... sits looking smugly at everyone

quote:

Originally posted by Karma_:
Blue sky thinking...has this idea got legs?...credit crunch....smile, it can't be that bad....

My favourite, really silly one, is "let's run it up the flagpole and see who salutes"

In the firing line.
Aaarrrghh!
It's fine when referring to being in the line of people doing the firing. If you're referring to the poor sod dodging the bullets, however, you mean they are
in the line of fire

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Would you let me finish"

Mine is "methinks". Methinks it sounds tres smug..

Thanks for posting that as I forgot it was Wednesday and Apprentice night

"Freshly cut sandwiches"

CUT?? You cut them freshly - how?

quote:

Originally posted by Gel:
Personally I'm sick to death of beng hot & cold

menopause?

"It's your round"
"You're driving"

quote:

Originally posted by lainy m:

quote:

Originally posted by Gel:
Personally I'm sick to death of beng hot & cold

menopause?

just cos I have my 2nd granchild on the way, don't mean I'm THAT old!!!

"take a guess?"

actual, actually, literal, literally...

When there is absolutely no need for their use. This is illustrated by the likes of that spikey haired chef fella, Gary Rhodes. He often ‘literally fills a pastry case with the cheesecake mixture’ and ‘spoons the actual mixture in and then levels the actual mixture off’ and ‘actually takes the literal knife and cuts a slice’.

Because all these things are not tangible and his actions, his cookery figurative. Meh…

quote:

Originally posted by RENTON:
"Freshly cut sandwiches"

CUT?? You cut them freshly - how?

Cut today, instead of three weeks ago at a sandwich-making factory off the M50...

"A big ask"
A what?

Sentences that start with: "Why is it that..."

Just because you know they are going to go off on some racist rant.

Dont you just hate it if you are asked if you saw a particular programme last night and when you answer "no, I dont watch it" they then tell you all about the characters and what happened and you are not the SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED

Some from my kids that drive me insane

"she started it"
"why?"
"yeah but why?"
"but you do it/say it"

quote:

Originally posted by The Secretary:
"It's your round"
"You're driving"

... and yet less offensive than
"You're round."
"It's your driving"

quote:

Originally posted by lainy m:
Dont you just hate it if you are asked if you saw a particular programme last night and when you answer "no, I dont watch it" they then tell you all about the characters and what happened and you are not the SLIGHTEST BIT INTERESTED

You've met my OH's mum, then

is this the thread we just post random comments into

quote:

Originally posted by Garage Joe:

quote:

Originally posted by The Secretary:
"It's your round"
"You're driving"

... and yet less offensive than
"You're round."
"It's your driving"

And you've met the OH

PMSL - I've just noticed your sig, GJ
Don't mind me..

quote:

Originally posted by Cagney:
Some from my kids that drive me insane

"she started it"
"why?"
"yeah but why?"
"but you do it/say it"

..and "I didn't make the mess..."

quote:

Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:

quote:

Originally posted by Cagney:
Some from my kids that drive me insane

"she started it"
"why?"
"yeah but why?"
"but you do it/say it"

..and "I didn't make the mess..."

"you brought me into the world. I didn't ask to be born"

quote:

Originally posted by Gel:
is this the thread we just post random comments into

No, it's the thread that we post annoying things that people say in.

quote:

Originally posted by Cagney:

quote:

Originally posted by *Pesky-Pixie*:

quote:

Originally posted by Cagney:
Some from my kids that drive me insane

"she started it"
"why?"
"yeah but why?"
"but you do it/say it"

..and "I didn't make the mess..."

"you brought me into the world. I didn't ask to be born"

..."I did it last time..."
.." It's not faaaaaaair..." <<<< my most hated one!