but it seems that everywhere I have lived there is always one nutter that lives in the same street
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Is it you?
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
but it seems that everywhere I have lived there is always one nutter that lives in the same street
In what way?
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quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:
but it seems that everywhere I have lived there is always one nutter that lives in the same street
Law of averages, puss. There's ALWAYS gotta be one
Even here..........
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
think I attract 'em
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
Indeed!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
Indeed!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
Indeed!
I was waiting for you
Is it your husband?
when one moves out in our street another moves in
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
Indeed!
I was waiting for you
you live at no. 27 dontcha
stop giving him your forwarding address then!
quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
stop giving him your forwarding address then!
but they are the only ones that get me, if ya get me
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
stop giving him your forwarding address then!
but they are the only ones that get me, if ya get me
nothing wrong with original thinking
I dont know my neighbours but im pretty sure they consider me to be a nutter
Nutters everywhere
What is a nutter?
quote:Originally posted by paace:
What is a nutter?
they come in many different forms paace
My neighbours say we have a nutter but I've never seen her....
I think we're classed as the nutters in this street they have obviously never gone out dressed as sheep before
We have two but one of them is very ill so it may be just me one soon.
I used to work as a nutter - I put nuts on top of toffees
My next door neighbour is the nutter in our street. He is very odd
20 people at a bus stop, who's the nutter going to start talking to?........Me.
Sitting ouside a coffee shop in Lanzarote, Spanish nutter starts talking to me, I couldn't understand a bliddy word though.
I just attract them.
Sitting ouside a coffee shop in Lanzarote, Spanish nutter starts talking to me, I couldn't understand a bliddy word though.
I just attract them.
quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by pussycatj:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Is it you?
Indeed!
I was waiting for you
you live at no. 27 dontcha
OMG, see?
Nutter!
(that was spooky close! )
quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
I used to work as a nutter - I put nuts on top of toffees
We used to have a great nutter a few doors down. I think he was a dealer, but he possibly took too much of his own stash one day, because he went off on one and threw a few tins of emulsion all over the front of his house. He disappeared after that..
Now we've just got the drunks' rehab hostel at the end of the road. They appear early in the morning to go and buy their flagons at the corner shop (some rehab, eh?) and there's one that jabbers incoherently in the back garden every summer.
They're not much trouble, although I did hear one of them blaring 'Don't Stop Me Now' from the top floor as I was coming home the other Friday evening.
Now we've just got the drunks' rehab hostel at the end of the road. They appear early in the morning to go and buy their flagons at the corner shop (some rehab, eh?) and there's one that jabbers incoherently in the back garden every summer.
They're not much trouble, although I did hear one of them blaring 'Don't Stop Me Now' from the top floor as I was coming home the other Friday evening.
quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:quote:Originally posted by Lady P:
I used to work as a nutter - I put nuts on top of toffees
I was a fudge packer as well
We have one a few doors away, sheâs very sweet, she used to work for the Home Office. She mows her front garden wearing a nightdress on top of her normal clothes, she always buyâs palettes of eye shadow and is obliged to wear every colour at the same time, stripey eye shadow up to her eyebrowâs.
And there is always a gossip who somehow always knows everyones business. I have the gossip two doors away and she seems to know my every move.
*Pesky-Pixie* (Guest)
quote:Originally posted by mel 2:
And there is always a gossip who somehow always knows everyones business. I have the gossip two doors away and she seems to know my every move.
Our 'gossip' lives opposite to us....she is also verrrrrry competative...if we put new flower pots out....so does she the next weekend - bigger ones of course!
When I lived in the NE, the bloke over the road had to go away a lot, so his wife's four brothers took turns calling round to see if she was OK.
The street's nosy old bat actually went round to her house and said "Don't you have a lot of gentlemen callers when your husband's away?"...The poor girl was gobsmacked
The street's nosy old bat actually went round to her house and said "Don't you have a lot of gentlemen callers when your husband's away?"...The poor girl was gobsmacked
well its great where I live and there isnt a nutter in our street, I just went out in my gimp suit and flippers and ran up and down the road knocking on doors asking if there are any, and no one would answer the door, so I am sure we are nutter free around here,
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
We have one a few doors away, sheâs very sweet, she used to work for the Home Office. She mows her front garden wearing a nightdress on top of her normal clothes, she always buyâs palettes of eye shadow and is obliged to wear every colour at the same time, stripey eye shadow up to her eyebrowâs.
She's not a nutter,she's a great British eccentric.
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