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I keep my curtains shut all day and never look out of the window after dark.

 

 

Rightmove's Alternative Census reveals the nation’s ghost, UFO and nude neighbour sighting hotspots.

 

Neighbouring nudes

We hope the majority have been by mistake, as one quarter (25%) of the nation say they have spotted a nude neighbour.  The more densely populated areas come top, with a massive 51% of people in the London borough of Hackney saying they have spotted one.  Half of the residents of Wandsworth have also stumbled upon a nude neighbour, and just under half (47%) of people in Lambeth. Outside London the hotspots are Swindon (32%) Wakefield (31%) and Hull (31%).

 

 

This link may or may not interest:

 

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viz...nsus/#nudeNeighbours

 

 

 

 

 

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Not quite nude neighbours but one place I lived in Dublin, there was a *coff* lovers lane opposite me. You don't want to know the details  

 

I remember my next door neighbour opening her window and shouting she'd call the police if they didn't keep it down!  The couple started shouting abuse back at her! It was hilarious 

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:

Not quite nude neighbours but one place I lived in Dublin, there was a *coff* lovers lane opposite me. You don't want to know the details  

 

I remember my next door neighbour opening her window and shouting she'd call the police if they didn't keep it down!  The couple started shouting abuse back at her! It was hilarious 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:

 Rog

They were behind a skip. Oh the romance!  And the woman had her shopping bags with her!  

 

Out of interest, what size skip was it?

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Jen-Star:

 Rog

They were behind a skip. Oh the romance!  And the woman had her shopping bags with her!  

 

Out of interest, what size skip was it?

 

 

 Err..Medium? Not big enough to hide their shenanigans anyway... 

FM

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