I keep my curtains shut all day and never look out of the window after dark.
Rightmove's Alternative Census reveals the nation’s ghost, UFO and nude neighbour sighting hotspots.
Neighbouring nudes
We hope the majority have been by mistake, as one quarter (25%) of the nation say they have spotted a nude neighbour. The more densely populated areas come top, with a massive 51% of people in the London borough of Hackney saying they have spotted one. Half of the residents of Wandsworth have also stumbled upon a nude neighbour, and just under half (47%) of people in Lambeth. Outside London the hotspots are Swindon (32%) Wakefield (31%) and Hull (31%).
This link may or may not interest:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viz...nsus/#nudeNeighbours