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I don't really think these count as an irrational dislike - but they're definitely an intense irritation:

Lorraine chuffin' Kelly.
Any Blue Peter presenter type person.
Women in baggy polo shirts.
Mango's
Dermot Ever So Dreary O'Leary. 
Houses with filthy rotten nets at the window.
Nissan Micra drivers
The local radio presenter who thinks he's sooooooooo cool and sooooo down with the kids.


Cosmopolitan
My hates, some irrational, some as rational as could possibly be.

Nick Clegg, Keith Lemon, Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Margaret Thatcher, Liverpool, Arsene Wenger, organised religion, people who talk as though they know everything when they clearly know nothing at all, Liverpool, 'reformed' smokers, Fabregas, boy/girl bands, Louis Walsh, Liverpool, Michel Platini, David Cameron, dogs, spiritual healers, Derek f*cking Acorah, Liverpool...

I'll be back in a minute, taking a little break
Prometheus
I would just like to confirm that it is not beyond the realms of probability that I may in fact not be Liverpool's number one fan . I'm talking strictly about the football team by the way. The city itself produced my favourite band of all time (The Beatles). So yep, it's strictly to do with Mr 'Stevie' Underperforming Gerrard and his legion of clowns.

I also have a burning, totally irrational hatred of someone I've completely forgotten the name of. It was the female presenter on BBLB last year, was she called Zeezy or something? I would cheerfully burn her at a stake while enjoying some nice toffee popcorn
Prometheus
Reference:
Have you heard prom, if they don't pay their loan back by next week and the sale doesn't go through, they may drop 9pts
It would be hilarious, but it's very unlikely to happen. To be honest, I really don't think any football team should take point deductions for things that happen off the pitch. There has to be some way to stop clubs living way beyond their means but that's not the answer imo.
Prometheus

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