Can I just say that Lucy Porter is possibly the most unfunny worthy lefty comedian i've ever seen, even her bambi eyed face makes me want to punch a wall.

Jamie Oliver.

Only it isn't irrational,He is a self righteous arrogant toad!

Carole Vordeman - no idea why... can't stand her.

and I agree with Issy on Jamie Oliver

oh and Keith Lemon - he irritates the crap out of me

I can't bear Anthea Turner, Ulrikaka or Penny Smith.

I don't believe my hate is irrational though.

Lulu, Paul O'grady, Cilla Black, Barbara Windsor..... I'm thinking...there will be more!

Irrational, no, petty, yes

- Graham Norton - always on TV, giggles like a 12 year old girl

- Ant and Dec - always on TV, why can't they just go back to kids' TV?

- BB11 Josie - this one isn't even petty, can't stand the woman

- Jeremy Kyle - sanctimonious gallery playing twat and coward - another reason that's not petty

- Anne Widecombe - professional mother-in-law/battleaxe, self-appointed spokeswoman for Middle England's so-called moral majority, mean minded ratbag

- Shirley Williams - always giving her opinion on political discussions but hasn't had a ministerial job or been in government  for 30+ years

- Ferne Cotton - innane and annoying

- Holly Willoughby - a pretty face

- Vernon Kaye - smugness personified I can't believe this one gets overlooked in these types of threads.

- Peter Kay - just not funny

Carol Vorderman's appearance on Question Time was a revelation.  Being a popular media face and pretty she must have thought she'd get the regular gig as the voice of Dave's new Conservatives.  She absolutely crucified herself, Will Self ripped her to shreds and she's never been on since and never will be on again.

keith lemon, harry hill, a smug git whose name escapes me - did that UNfunny dance thing, bruce forsythe, micheal barrymore (ok so i am showing my age now) jamie oliver, micheal mcintyre, the list goes on.........................

Ricky Gervais - smug, smarmy, arrogant and not funny

LOUIS F&%$$&G SPENCE!!!

And yes it deserves the caps and !!!!!! :@

thank you! i forgot his name (but not how annoying he is)

he also deserves a slap round the chops

Robbie williams

he gives me stabby rage

Michael McIntyre is the same but to a lesser degree of annoying. Oh and Peirs Bloody Morgan - there's nothing irrational about that hatred though, slimy little toad

Noel b****y Edmunds

Sarah Jessica horseface Parker and her rubbish vacuous, materialist show not to mention the others who all look like drag queens.

http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/

Yes she does!

Richard Madeley.

KIETH LEMON

mariah carey

that girl off the rimmel ads with the gap in her tooth...think she is jaggers daughter.. she just really annoys me.. ugly bint

and peaches geldof.. she is the only one that I reall want to punch repeatedly in the face... again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & againagain & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again & again

The Go Compare man and that lady from the advert that sings ice ice baby, if i could get hold of her i'd poke her right in the eye  not really celebrities i know but if you give me 5 minutes i'm sure i can come upwith a nice list

Tom Cruise 

ISA, ISA baby?  That Halifax radio station should be a coalition forces bombing target.

That ad makes me chuckle a bit 

yes yes yes isa isa?? AAAAGGHJHHHHH i too want to poke her eyes out.... also the other halifax ad with the 2 women, who spills her coffee & thinks its just THE  most funniest thing EVER

oh god i had forgotten about that one, they use the most annoying people so you remember them, i still have a recurrent nightmare of that "picture the loan" man from a few years back where his wife follows him round the house with a video camera filming him making his loan application now he made me really irrationaly angry but yet i have never forgotten the name of that damn company

Yeah, and she can't even hold a cup of coffee without dropping it and we're expected trust our money with a bank who were stupid enough to hire her to work in their rubbish bank, which they've fitted out as a radio station, for some lunatic incompetent reason!!!!   No wonder the banks went bust a few years ago!

All of the loose women but mostly sherrie hewson, and lorraine kelly far to sickly

If we are allowed adverts then, I nominate that bloody Meerkat.  Sadly I have two work colleagues who express their 'personality' through the medium of a bloody Alexander ringtone.  One of them got an electronic stapler today, now we have a satisfying buzzing tone every five bloody seconds as well.

Oh, and Ben Fogle.  Twit.  And Brian Cox.

Adele flamin Silva (Emmerdale).....I cannot bear her, and nope, i do not think it's irrational

I've stopped watching Emmerdale because of her - I hope she's on a short-term contract.

She makes my blood boil....

Nick Knowles - I really can't explain why

I can.  He's a massive horse dong. 

  Thank you - I thought I was the only one!

Vernon Bloody Kaye

this thread is great & has made me realise that i am not totally nuts to want to dismember certain people